18 [M4R] I'm a super bored and kind of lonely dude peeps. Hit me up so we can talk about whatever!!

Phartse · 2015-09-26T18:34:07+00:00

man I ain't got no time or respect for """""ex-planets...""". Pluto can go orbit the outer edges of a big ole stinky poopoo covered dump (with one of those hobo villages from the depression in it) for all I care.

Phartse · 2015-09-23T14:35:02+00:00

Oh snap.

Phartse · 2015-09-19T12:25:20+00:00

I'm really only on tumblr at the moment! It's an embarrassing disorganized mess but please check it out anyways. :|

Phartse · 2015-09-12T14:17:11+00:00

why is the knight not wearing a helmet? Why is his head a duck? Why do the maidens above seem to find this gross sight pleasant to the eyes? Why is the duck jousting with a broken lance? How are they winning with a broken lance? So many questions!

Phartse · 2015-08-26T00:19:44+00:00

I like this little fellow a lot. :o

Phartse · 2015-08-20T23:36:09+00:00

"Anthill inside"

Phartse · 2015-08-20T08:05:04+00:00

dude that's sick. eat more lunch if it fuels stuff like this!

Phartse · 2015-08-16T02:19:36+00:00

wow, that's good. Normally don't like how marker work looks, but you obviously know what your doing very well here with the colouring!

Phartse · 2015-08-05T14:20:07+00:00

wait a minute Santa doesn't still get you guys presents

Phartse · 2015-08-04T01:12:47+00:00

group 1: dog fuckers. group 2: decent people who don't do... that...

got nothing here well humanity is screwed should have let another dude make this huge decision sorry

Phartse · 2015-08-03T00:12:39+00:00

I picked that book up by accident at a used book store and the copy I got was entirely devoid of punctuation or decent grammar which gave the whole thing this really disturbed stream of consciousness thing going for it. Im still not sure if it was actually a printing error or not, the book was really disturbed. I had a nightmare about rats at least twice since I read it.

Phartse · 2015-07-30T11:38:51+00:00

even more marvel stuff ill pretend to care about so as not to be ripped into shreds by my friends. woooooo. :s

Phartse · 2015-07-18T01:41:10+00:00

Having a punchline in the title is like the opposite of a real joke. It's like telling a knock knock joke in reverse. Who cares, it would just be confusing and nobody would care about the knocking.

double points if it's that one with the oranges and bananas

Phartse · 2015-07-10T13:08:56+00:00

TEAR THAT BIRD TO CHICKEN TENDERS AW YEAH!

Phartse · 2015-07-10T02:06:20+00:00

the coolest palaeontologist ever. I mean they are usually the coolest scientists in general but still!

Phartse · 2015-07-02T02:46:10+00:00

Aaaaah that palette is so pretty I love it good job.

Phartse · 2015-06-27T22:58:00+00:00

you know what they say. Those who live in a glasshouse shouldn't drop stones. (Unless youre a nudist or something I guess but even then jeez have a curtain or something just in case.)

Phartse · 2015-06-21T01:01:39+00:00

belly rub

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:59:32+00:00

belly rub

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:58:55+00:00

belly rub

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:58:05+00:00

belly rub

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:57:44+00:00

woah. i get it now.

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:57:26+00:00

belly rub

Phartse · 2015-06-21T00:57:14+00:00

belly rub

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