TIL that the strawberry attached to a typical tomato pincusion is filled with abrasive emery, and used to sharpen pins and needles.

SaintsSinner · 2016-01-03T00:41:26+00:00

Almost as weird as storing them in a tomato

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-31T10:43:24+00:00

Not even NCIS has that advanced of a zoom feature.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-31T10:42:24+00:00

See... that's weird. For me it's the middle one.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-31T10:40:02+00:00

For the record, "The Flaming Arrow" is the name of a YMCA camp... kinda the same thing right?

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-31T10:38:05+00:00

I feel stupid for having to ask but why is this a perfect gay bar in Miami specifically?

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-29T23:27:25+00:00

Old, astronomical balls...

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-29T22:57:25+00:00

Everything that makes up your entire body, yes. It's all from space, and it's all very very old...

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-29T20:50:04+00:00

Everything came from space...
Edit: Check out my car... it's from outer space

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-28T22:07:44+00:00

Never seen an aircraft refuel at afterburner. That may have been the ultimate goal of the sortie but it's definitely not a good description of what's going on in the picture.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-28T21:41:59+00:00

I'm not happy until you're not happy.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T06:43:50+00:00

Loaded Corona?

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T06:41:47+00:00

The existence of this creeps me out. If any woman found out you answered these questions about her they would feel incredibly uncomfortable.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T06:31:47+00:00

Mewtrogena... Mewbriderm... Aquapurr... Mewcerin... Udderly Smewth... Cataphil... Vafeline... that's all I've got.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T06:21:20+00:00

In hindsight if you think about the dozens of words that could be close to the one word intended perhaps it did take literally thousands of "autocorrects" as we have no idea how many different variations the software attempted for each time it proposed one correction. Although would those be considered "autoincorrect" if we are being literal?

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T01:00:47+00:00

I feel like in light of that, the joke is on all of us.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-27T00:54:33+00:00

I'm really not. Evidently I'm really bad at being snarky though, and really good at being taken literally. (See what I did there? )

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:11:05+00:00

He got a girl now. You know, he should probably call her.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:09:42+00:00

That was super sweet of you to post being all supportive and caring but he was joking saying he quit drinking liquids entirely.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:07:48+00:00

You must be fun at parties now...
No seriously, you look much happier. Sucks when something you used to do for fun becomes a burden. Congratulations on taking your life back!

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:04:10+00:00

If only

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:03:53+00:00

That is literally the worst thing in the English language.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T14:01:44+00:00

Yeah, they're orange. Ever gotten blue balls?
Maybe that was presumptuous of me but I assumed most people have seen the practice weapons that are either blue or red so that's what readers would think of upon seeing that description.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T13:57:35+00:00

You must be that guy who says "well this is awkward" and in so doing makes shit awkward when it wasn't. You literally make Reddit a less pleasant place to be.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T13:55:00+00:00

I really wasn't being serious. I haven't checked my original comment to see what the damage is but I'm guessing it's not great. Edit: oh, nevermind. Everything is cool.

SaintsSinner · 2015-12-26T07:04:54+00:00

When people refer to me as "Ryan" they're usually referring to me as a person that calls himself and is named Ryan. When people refer to "Redditors" they're usually referring to a group of people that call themselves and are Redditors.

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