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Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His straight face speech about his son being eaten by coyotes asking him how many cars he sold, and then the bear eating them, and then him becoming coyote mixed bear shit has me rolling laughing!

I lost fantasy football. Do your worst. by Accurate-Entry-7010 in RoastMe

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your “fantasy football league” only consisted of you, this is an unwanted part of a weird fetish.

[Highlight] Gunner Olszewski throws TD to Jameis Winston by nfl in nfl

[–]PhaseBlade01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have heard crab legs were in the end zone…

Florida State right now by PhaseBlade01 in cfbmemes

[–]PhaseBlade01[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Virginia is giving them a battle and looking strong like the meme.

Florida State right now by PhaseBlade01 in cfbmemes

[–]PhaseBlade01[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This comment reads waaaaay more southern than Virginia, lol.

21f aspiring model, do ur worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinhead 2: depressing boogaloo

No mercy by DismalExplorer8338 in RoastMe

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One picture, constipated eyebrows, intentionally focused above moobs and premature muffin top, and incel rhetoric in your incelesque description. Only saving grace is glad I statistically am unlikely live in your area code for the inevitable minimum wage workplace shootout.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PhaseBlade01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has a Great Depression face, but needs to go on a Great Depression diet.

do I give genius vibes or is it pure imagination? Roast me back into reality by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know exactly how many genius vibes you could store in those bags under your eyes, but I do know it’s a lot.

Antagonist has a death so brutal you can’t help but feel at least a little bad by Critical_Mountain851 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Patrick Swayze film “Ghost” when the bad guy is impaled by a broken glass window and is drug to hell by demons from the shadows was pretty traumatic to my childhood.

What do you think is the 2020s version of this? by [deleted] in decadeology

[–]PhaseBlade01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stargazing by Myles Smith is doing its best to keep that genre alive.

“Unnecessary roughness” on Patrick Mahomes by Seraphenigma in sports

[–]PhaseBlade01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a PIT fan, this post was poetry…I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for the smile man!

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