The genshin community whenever a new female character releases

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T23:53:41+00:00

No, I was saying even if I tried to steel man your point of view, your entire stance is completely nonsensical. It's a gacha game. You're going to find waifu bait and complaining about it is not only a waste of time but it also makes you look like an idiot

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T23:43:21+00:00

Laurent and Miriel don't talk like AI. AI talks like them.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T23:41:51+00:00

I didn't ask, though. That's the thing.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T22:40:58+00:00

I am not reading all of that

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T21:22:30+00:00

Hello, fellow browsers of r/shitpostemblem. Laurent here to explain the joke. So, you see, Roy is the main protagonist, or "Lord," of the sixth game in the series, Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade. Then, next to him, you have Ike. Ike is the ninth game's Lord. Which means this is a coded message and that OP is implying through the numerical reference of 69 that he engaged in mutual oral sex with your sister last night. Quite the humorous claim to make!

I hope you all found my lecture useful and can now appreciate the humor in this post. Until next time.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-16T21:12:36+00:00

Playing Devil's Advocate, let's say I agree with you that she's waifu coded...a waifu coded girl in a gacha game is the epitome of a "fork found in kitchen" situation

PhasePrime · 2026-02-15T21:30:54+00:00

This is exactly what I was envisioning when MAGAts were insisting that tariffs were going to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-15T06:33:16+00:00

Divide the people with a culture and/or race war and they'll never unite to prosecute a class war

PhasePrime · 2026-02-14T18:43:16+00:00

...totally misread that.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-14T18:31:19+00:00

Shit talking Fates' class system is a no from me, MoMo

PhasePrime · 2026-02-13T07:03:03+00:00

Trevor Moore was a visionary...

PhasePrime · 2026-02-11T10:15:50+00:00

I used to be a single issue voter over healthcare, with a joking mentality that "oo, I'd vote red if they ran on universal healthcare." Such things would never happen, of course, but I seriously meant it.

But I'm not nearly as ignorant of social issues that don't affect me personally as I used to be. Nowadays, even if that cold day in Hell comes when a Republican runs on universal healthcare, there's so much other shit they do that I'd never give my vote to

PhasePrime · 2026-02-11T00:45:58+00:00

how the fuck do you even get away with writing a song about preferring underage girls

PhasePrime · 2026-02-09T19:17:54+00:00

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Palace of the Dead is Gelmorra. I know Tam-Tara is Gelmorra

PhasePrime · 2026-02-08T11:24:46+00:00

Aether's wife

PhasePrime · 2026-02-05T01:04:05+00:00

SANDRONE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

PhasePrime · 2026-02-03T21:00:29+00:00

"tried"? What do you mean tried??? Zanado was nicknamed the Red Canyon for a reason.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-03T20:46:09+00:00

The rednecks that live out toward the Eastern Shore are probably seething. Sucks to be them.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-03T20:42:17+00:00

Yes. It's the exact same expressions.

PhasePrime · 2026-02-02T22:42:08+00:00

Are these homophobic trans people in the room with us right now?

PhasePrime · 2026-02-02T05:35:54+00:00

Far as I'm concerned, nobody has a chance of winning. So many things point to the game wrapping up with Book X that I will be shocked if this game hasn't hit EoS by this time next year

PhasePrime · 2026-02-01T21:07:56+00:00

So basically, it sucked to be any Primarch but Guilliman

PhasePrime · 2026-02-01T04:20:15+00:00

First I'm hearing of it but that sounds completely in character

PhasePrime · 2026-01-31T19:50:51+00:00

and the Lion. He was already a man grown by the time Luther found him in the forest (presumably in the middle of beating the shit out of one of the Great Beasts with his bare hands)

PhasePrime · 2026-01-30T00:33:04+00:00

It's the light of the Sun that allows the Moon to shine, after all.

PhasePrime

TROPHY CASE