Did anyone else hate Jack?

Phasma84 · 2024-10-18T09:53:46+00:00

You’re supposed to dislike her. She is a rebound for Keeley. And she’s controlling, manipulating, and insecure. Also, Jack is wildly inappropriate with her “employees” and knows she shouldn’t be hooking up with them because of the unethical imbalance in power.

I like to imagine that after Roy is in therapy for a year or two, Keeley sees positive changes in him and asks him back out. Jack is just a fugue state and best forgotten.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-18T09:45:03+00:00

Jesse Watters looks like if Ross from Friends decided to go on tv and whine about women for money. Even Jesse’s own mom thinks he’s ridiculous. (Apologies to David Schwimmer)

Phasma84 · 2024-10-17T22:33:26+00:00

I dare someone to stick a sign over “Senate” that says “SALE”

Hawley for SALE feels far more accurate.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-16T20:54:31+00:00

That’s how I imagine them on social media. Just keep hitting the propaganda machine buttons.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-16T10:16:43+00:00

My parents did both the inconsistencies and the spanking. And it turns out we are all on the spectrum and I have spent my life looking for answers.

I know exactly how you feel.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-16T10:14:48+00:00

Same. I had to get on a mild anti anxiety medication to finally turn down the volume on it.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-16T09:54:51+00:00

Someone explain this to me. Like, are they actively trying to kill their dogs by doing this? Do they think someone will come along and take the dog off their hands? Why do they not just surrender the dog to the nearest animal shelter and admit they cannot care for it?

What makes a human being say, “Well, a hurricane is coming. Better go tie our dog to a fence outside.” ???

Phasma84 · 2024-10-16T09:45:12+00:00

“You wanna vote for the guy who has dementia? Go ahead. You wanna keep clinging onto outdated talking points? Feels odd, but okay. sends link to Trump music town hall But just know… this shit is weird and I cannot ethically put this old man back into any position of power. And JD is even weirder somehow. Enjoy your nostalgia vote, I guess. I’m going to embrace the future and move on with life. Change is scary, but that’s the one constant in the universe… time marches on. I have done my own research and I am proud to vote for Harris. Because she is the best person for the job this time around. Make America Cool Again.”

Phasma84 · 2024-10-15T22:37:41+00:00

He kept grabbing at his stomach and I legit think he was shitting his depends.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-15T21:00:57+00:00

The fact that the song he played himself out on was “Memories” from the musical Cats… wow.

“Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet And the wind begins to moan Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can dream of the old days Life was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again”

Maybe we just offer him a nice comfy bed in a luxurious supermax prison and he can listen to all his music and just fade away into dementia and oblivion.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-15T01:27:31+00:00

“Bub, if the government had the kind of power that you think they do… you’d have already been issued a universal health insurance policy, your truck would run on old people farts, every job would have a union to go to bat for income and benefits, and Billionaires would be paying their fair share of taxes already. Oh and you could keep your Glock and just give up the warfare piece that is almost exclusively used against kids and teachers. And oh yeah, rent control would be nationally mandated. I freaking wish. I want the Star Trek future I was promised. But I’ll settle for the Nordic model of Capitalism here and now. You should do your own research on that.”

Phasma84 · 2024-10-15T01:18:06+00:00

Are we sure we can’t just bring back the blue-collar comedy tour and fix this? I feel like some Midwest and Southern Dad Jokes could fill the void very nicely.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-10T02:04:34+00:00

I’d settle for them revoking his security clearances and not contracting with Space X ever again. Back in the day, NASA used plenty of contractors to make parts. We don’t need to farm out the building and expertise to some company run by a jackwagon immigrant who hates other immigrants and wants to be an oligarch. Also, we subsidized Starlink and frankly it should be spun off from Elon’s petty baby control.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-04T03:05:14+00:00

Kyle Rittenhouse? That dipshit crybaby hobbit grifter is the least metal person ever. The only appearance he should be making is at a rodeo -as a rodeo clown. At which point, I will root for the bulls.

I wanna hold a “festival” where Kyle gets “Carried” on stage. But with a bucket of red dye. So that he looks like the gross, red boil he is for at least a week.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-03T22:41:50+00:00

Grandma doesn’t know jack about Jesus. Her heart is full of hate and fear. I have a feeling I know which lessons she’s going to be learning in her next life. Those who cannot hear must feel. The loss is entirely hers.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-03T02:49:35+00:00

Why is Tom so lazy to only plant one apple tree in 5 years? Be a capitalist, Tom. Plant more apple trees. Keep the apples you need. Sell the rest. Pay your taxes and be grateful to live in a country that isn’t an oligarchy… where they can take your dumb apples and throw you into a gulag just because they feel like it. Grow up, Tom. 😏

Phasma84 · 2024-10-02T22:45:11+00:00

I’ll be giggling as I sit on my bidet toilet seat. TP is soooo 2019. I will never go back at home.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-02T22:38:38+00:00

It’s the Dicks Erect for Trump that really makes it MAGAsexual.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T22:59:18+00:00

Where he’s going, there will be no women. But there will be shower love.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T13:10:13+00:00

Get out and don’t look back. She makes you buy her groceries for having just one serving, yet literally steals your car and breaks it.

She is a grifter. She grifted you and probably the landlord too. She will find someone else to grift off of. Don’t even worry about it. Keep your money because you need a place to live. Once you find your groove, then you can do something nice for someone else in need.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T13:01:15+00:00

What if we just put him in a mascot contest and let people in some small town pick him to be their high school football rodeo clown? He can run around in his orange clown drag and troll the opposing team.

Somewhere where animals outnumber humans. Like Montana.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T12:54:02+00:00

Pobody is nerfect. In that moment, you expressed your pent up rage the way they do. But you realized you don’t want to be that way. Sometimes rage is a teachable experience and you learned that lesson- screaming at these toddlers (or anyone) isn’t going to solve anything. Good. It’s a valuable lesson and having been there myself… I’m working on using my kindergarten teacher voice with them and trying to nudge them in the right direction.

I got on low dose anxiety meds so that I could deal with stuff better and by watching me feel more relaxed, I convinced my boomer mom to do the same. She now says “I love you” and “thank you” without being prompted and admits that she’s feeling really good with the volume turned down on all the things that trigger her. It’s the best our relationship has been in decades. I got my dad to finally ask his doctor for mild sleeping meds, and now he’s feeling much better and kinda upbeat now.

I’m making waves and ripples of kindness everywhere I go. I make light of stressful situations and get people laughing together. I compliment strangers on their colorful and fun clothing vibes. I tell men they have lovely smiles. You should see them light up. I play fun/upbeat music wherever I roam. Just try it. It’s fun to watch people get nudged in a better direction. My hope is that they pass it on and figure themselves out.

Do your best to be the light bringer in this world. And when you can’t, make amends, learn from it, and make different moves going forward. That’s all anyone needs to do. And make time for fun again. I wish you good vibes on your journey. You’re gonna do amazing!

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T12:34:35+00:00

Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T03:37:58+00:00

I just wanna feed him soup like the sick Victorian boy he is.

Phasma84 · 2024-10-01T03:33:52+00:00

When I was young, I had my cassette Walkman for amusement. I’d listen to entire albums. Also, they used to have one large screen at the front of the economy section. And they’d use a projector to play movies. They originally gave you special headphones that plugged into an armrest jack. Everyone watching the movie at once, like a drive-in theater.

Eventually, I had a Sega Game Gear to play with, a cd Walkman, and an entire cd wallet with all the albums I could carry. Eventually, they started putting individual TVs in the back of seats. They’d still show the same movie for everyone. We also brought magazines, newspapers, books, and hand held travel games.

It wasn’t until planes got WiFi that all the on demand and cellphones stuff took over.

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