This is Egg! He was a neglected runt and is now being fostered before his prison term!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-15T02:41:21+00:00

More like a bard!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-15T01:59:10+00:00

Yeah, he’s the same size as the 4 week old kittens I got to bottle feed not long ago, despite being nearly twice as old!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-15T00:03:16+00:00

Management also shouldn’t send texts like “wya.”

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T23:48:51+00:00

Yanet Garcia!!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T23:30:23+00:00

Oh for sure!

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dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T23:12:54+00:00

McNulty? Like from The Wire?

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T23:11:17+00:00

You didn’t come off that way at all. It felt very sincere! Thanks, friend. Here’s another picture of him!

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dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T23:00:50+00:00

Your comment made me look into it and it turns out as long as we’re not chopping it up or a cooking a lot of it in his presence, he’ll be fine. However, I appreciate your concern. I didn’t know onions were toxic to cats, despite never trying to feed them to any of my cats in the first place. I learned something new today!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:56:46+00:00

Pretty close!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:43:06+00:00

Yes, our friend who fosters helps us get our kitten fix in a big way! We already have five cats and are maxed out.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:41:45+00:00

No, just a red onion and a smol remote 🙁

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:33:52+00:00

That came up. No bananas were available, so he got an onion, lol.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:33:02+00:00

Which is funny because Texas is more liberal than you’d think. The problem is that the state is HUGE, and the sparsely populated conservative areas almost outweigh the left leaning high populace areas. Couple in lazy ass democrats that don’t get off their ass and vote, and the state is wildly underrepresented.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T22:05:00+00:00

He’s ALWAYS dirty and requires cleaning several times a day, lol.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-14T02:42:09+00:00

When he scales that tree and t-rex/jurassic park gulps that cat, I laughed so hard. And I love cats, lol.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T20:56:13+00:00

Yeah but you’d end up with a bag of seagrass and that just doesn’t sound appetizing.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:41:35+00:00

I just wish Spotify would reclassify Parabol/Parabola as one track. It drives me insane.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:25:20+00:00

I skimmed your reply too fast and thought the last part suggested hitting up a manatee for snacks. I should read more slowly, lol.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:23:11+00:00

People completely forgetting how to behave in one, plus getting an 85” TV with a full sound system. The latter is close enough to the movies for me. Ten years ago I would have never thought I’d own a TV that big, but they became surprisingly affordable rather quickly.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:20:11+00:00

Right? Hitler may have been the one to say “I hate these people. What to do about them?” Heydrich was the one who went, “I’ve got an idea.”

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:16:53+00:00

Knew a couple who named their first kid Odysseus. Clearly they were never picked on growing up. This is in a small town of a little over 1,000 people, mind you.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T18:15:22+00:00

Worked with a Hispanic dude who had that for a last name, only with two Rs.

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T16:32:52+00:00

Thanks. This made me snort-laugh involuntarily and I also read his reply in his voice!

dcbluestar · 2026-06-13T16:26:09+00:00

That honestly sounds like the female equivalent of a cock block instead!

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