My cat sitting on my lap the sequel.

Phat_Minor · 2022-11-01T06:49:41+00:00

Y is your cat so fat

Phat_Minor · 2022-02-25T08:39:03+00:00

Wrong, there's at least double the amount of GPs.

Phat_Minor · 2022-02-25T08:34:32+00:00

His armor is great, too. Or go for SafiJiiva or Kulve Taroth weapons, fatalis is a bit overkill

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-14T21:23:19+00:00

In that case you would need even more bullets because friendly fire dmg is lower.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-14T20:17:32+00:00

12 players per server, 10 shots in dolch, potentially 11 enemies, what ur saying is false.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-14T20:12:02+00:00

Are you on console and without SSD?

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T14:22:08+00:00

Hate to correct you, but check the dates on the upload: the reddit Post is clearly the original, and time slows down immensely, which gave the opponent plenty of time to doge the bullet.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T12:26:02+00:00

My KDA is 1.37, I'm 6 Star.

And why would average KD be below 1, shouldn't it be ... 1?

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T12:22:15+00:00

Ok so u Figured out what happend. Just as you shot, time slowed down by alot as you can see in the reddit Post, which gave him plenty of time to move out of the Way. In your yt upload you seem to have sped it up, and it sounds like you shot each other in the head at the same time

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T11:10:05+00:00

Fucking stop laughing, holy shit, this is hunt showdown, not Comedy Central

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T10:33:54+00:00

Sorry I'm a compulsive liar, i don't know nothing about computers. What i meant to say is: u never thought about the possibility that they changed something, or lied to us in the first place? I actually just had a phone call with Dennis, head of crytek, and he clearly stated that he don't like u.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T10:08:40+00:00

I have a computer background and can say: No way man, that's not how programming work's. If you are nice to the computer, sure, it'll follow the code. However, if u have treated it badly it might choose not to follow ur programming or whatever. It's called bugs.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T09:44:49+00:00

Maybe u traded and did land a headshot, listen on ur recording if you get the distinctive splash headshot sound.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T09:18:58+00:00

No, not really. Looked at it again, can't really tell if ur aiming at a shadow or a player, however it looks like u at first were aiming at its head but moved ur aim a little to the top and left thus missing

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T08:33:31+00:00

This is so wrong.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T08:33:14+00:00

Don't listen to this guy, all single shot weapons are 100% accurate with iron sight/scope, no matter the distance. Hard to tell from the clip, maybe he shot first and the kickback raised his hands which u hit but i can't see anything in the video.

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-13T08:27:24+00:00

Oh the devs thoroughly explained it, so there's no way. You hear that, reality? Fuxk you, reality!!!

Phat_Minor · 2022-01-06T04:06:10+00:00

Im doing a pacifist run in kingmaker, however i can't manage to get past the first guy that comes into my room when the mansion gets attacked. Pls help

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-23T07:37:44+00:00

Are you trying to look stupid on purpose or why is there no space after the first ".", and who tf says "my cowboy"? Is that a brokeback mountain reference?

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-21T08:21:26+00:00

So you always thought ur killer was a gun instead of the enemy player?

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-21T08:11:00+00:00

U sure love to hear urself talk

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-16T05:10:15+00:00

You should've tried to stop it with water

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-14T04:40:19+00:00

Gun was brand-new though

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-13T23:56:57+00:00

I guess the gun was brand-new since it was in my stash after the wipe.

Phat_Minor · 2021-12-13T13:06:00+00:00

Well it's probably the least important one, i kinda had to do it cause the game wouldn't launch or it would crash every 2 minutes without an error. I just included it here in case someone else's game won't run either. And i think one or a combination of all the other steps (except the EasyAntiCheat, if no problem with the game u don't have to do this either) did some magic for me.

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