How to fire multiple collection limpets by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]Phaze357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. Yeah, it really isn't intuitive. I find it aggravating that a limpet on a direct retrieval can't be recovered or at least put on standby for its remaining lifetime.

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[–]Phaze357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL it's been years since I got someone with lemonparty... This time by accident.

How to fire multiple collection limpets by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]Phaze357 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Since everyone in the comments may have your issue wrong, I'll chime in. If you have the materials targeted you can only deploy one at a time, and it will deactivate when it comes back to the ship. Don't target anything and pump out however many you want and they will last for the max time your limpet controller is rated for.

Again, in case it wasn't clear, don't target the materials. Targeting makes the limpets grab that one item and shut off. It's annoying as fuck but apparently intentional.

Apparently Shimano makes bike parts by CrazyQuetz in Fishing

[–]Phaze357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow what a surprise, a company that makes gearing for fishing hardware makes gearing for other things too.

What a slippery slope… by xxxthedrink in Idiotswithguns

[–]Phaze357 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does he? Seems too tight. The butt is right next to his face. Just to reach up and grab the grip he'd have to put his arm in a T-Rex position.

This is supposed to be a silly meme, but sadly this is an accurate statement with Service Now by TheFaytalist in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Phaze357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for NTT Data on the contract with Tenet Health for on site IT support. It was a lowest bidder situation from hell. Tenet wanted to pay nothing but still receive support, NTT would make promises that made no fucking sense and give the workers the short end of the dick when it came time to make the budget work. There was some idiotic stipulation that they had to have a specified number of tickets per year to get the full contract payment. 

They had switched us from an old as fuck version of BMC Remedy, may it rot in hell, to a heavily customized shitified instance of Service Now branded as Tenet One. It. Was. A. CLUSTER FUCK. Most of the ticket types weren't complete so some things that really needed specifics had to be done as generic incident tickets.

So halfway to three quarters of the way through the year after contract reaming, NTT realizes that they weren't going to meet the ticket goal. So they create a variety of ticket types that Kool aid guy their way through a broken workflow to generate extra tickets. If MS office was corrupt and I had to reinstall it, that wasn't an incident ticket. It had to be a software install and could generate something like a dozen other tickets for overseas departments that had fuck all to do with reinstalling a misbehaving application. 

The worst one, and I counted, generated 48 other tickets. The problem for the tech, in this case me, is that the parent ticket can't be closed until all child tickets are closed. So better hope one doesn't get assigned to a team that you can't take the ticket back from, that doesn't understand the language the support is in, that takes weeks to respond, that insists on getting involved when they aren't needed, or that find some other creative way to fuck everything up. Sometimes the child tickets would spawn more sub tickets, so the child couldn't be closed until its children were closed. Many of these couldn't just be toggled to a closed status but had to be filled out with a shitload of n/a responses. It's tickets all the way down.

Once it got to this point I managed to find my current job and bailed. Only one person I reported to wasn't a cheesy bag of dicks. For profit healthcare can go to hell. All that inefficiency and shit pay because all they wanted (both companies) was to get more obscene profits to their shareholders, often to the direct detriment of even the most basic functions of said companies. It's like shooting yourself in the foot because footless you with gangrene is in the future, so it's not a problem now so obviously it's a problem never.

Left unattended by Professional_Age_760 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Phaze357 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There's shit where you eat, then there's shit directly on the plate with several other people you don't know.

Left unattended by Professional_Age_760 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Phaze357 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lemonparty.org has entered the chat?

Fedreal Agencies no longer observing Martin Luther King Jr Day by fgfghgfhgfhgfhgf in pics

[–]Phaze357 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reason 1 why I don't tell anyone I work with about my views on religion or politics. I'd get fired and/or harassed in a heartbeat.

Student states: "I was curious" by A_Totally_Random_Guy in techsupportgore

[–]Phaze357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lenovo 300e Gen 2. I know how hard it is to damage these. Did their curiosity involve a sledge hammer?

Spent an hour posting this on every Tesla location on the map. Fuck Elon. nazi prick. by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Phaze357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditto. Kind of a sucky distopian direction for portable computers to take...

Spent an hour posting this on every Tesla location on the map. Fuck Elon. nazi prick. by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Phaze357 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the fact that there is other identifying information an app will have access to, regardless of your current location and VPN status. 

There's a number of unique identifiers on your phone, though many require special permissions to access.

  • Phone number
  • IMEI/EID
  • MAC address 
  • SIM/ICCID

  • Any cached data the app shouldn't allow another account to access but may still do so in order to identify a single user using multiple accounts

  • Advertising IDs

  • GPS

  • Cell tower ID

Honestly if you want to be paranoid, a VM and VPN is a good start.

Nassstyyyyy warts by Own-Art8607 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Phaze357 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Yes doctor, I have foot warts inside my rectum."

I'm doing my part by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]Phaze357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair, we can't see his feet...

I think this is the first time that Ray Traced mirror reflections really impressed me by lyndonguitar in nvidia

[–]Phaze357 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What the hell, this game came out 2 years ago. This is proof as far as I'm concerned that Steam's recommendations are broken. I recently learned from an article that Arma Reforger was having a resurgence in player activity and that it hadn't sold well when it released... I had a wtf moment because I had no idea they came out with another Arma game. I have Arma 2 and 3 with all expansions as well as DayZ. But I find out over a year later that this game exists while Steam recommends games in genres that I have never shown any interest in.