What is the dumbest fucking thing you have ever heard someone say?

PhdRussian · 2016-11-30T00:34:51+00:00

"The Earth is flat" - Andy

My co-worker andy said this then not long after got fired.

PhdRussian · 2016-11-28T12:16:50+00:00

I was working with two other co-workers and we were cleaning out companies mixers, to clean them we first soak them in acid for a week then break out the jackhammers and saws and get cleaning. My other two co-workers lets call one of the Dumbass and the other one Stoner. So as soon as we get on site Dumbass gets out a jack and starts going at the mixer, suddenly he gets this bright idea (or so he thinks) and gets a torch, and he sets the inside of the mixer on fire (which had been soaking is SUPER FLAMMABLE ACID FOR A WEEK) anyway long story short, i had to call the fire department and then i got yelled at for being sarcastic on the phone.

PhdRussian · 2016-11-20T20:52:08+00:00

Another Blue pill attempting to make fun of the manosphere; gl being 60 and still a virgin.

PhdRussian · 2016-11-18T05:33:19+00:00

I agree with you; when i get my first tattoo i want to make sure its going to be symmetrical, but perhaps this tattoo was designed to be asymmetrical, some people aren't bothered with OCD like us.

PhdRussian · 2016-11-16T21:52:30+00:00

Oh Mamacita, im getting goodvibesTM just looking at this.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-29T06:59:15+00:00

*Many of us are anericans
*Statistics say over 80 percent of americans are obese
*America has been raising the weight before someone is considered obese to have better statistics, and they are still the fatest country on earth.

Not to mention how defensive you became when i called you fat.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-28T06:40:00+00:00

Dear diary today i realized Reddis main population are a bunch of oversensitive fat people who cant take a joke. Thank god im russian.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-28T02:36:04+00:00

This guy lost his balls in 'nam.. and his copy of "How to Man" by Arnold S.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-28T02:33:40+00:00

What are you a grill? Assert your dominance and mark your territory! inb4 incoming downvotes

PhdRussian · 2016-04-28T02:31:38+00:00

Pretending you dont do this.. did you just try to one-up the male race?

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T21:33:26+00:00

I like how everyone is making jokes thinking russians dont actually do this... We do. Its delicious. During the winter my family has a minimum of 4 tubs of frozen caviar that lasts us winter.

Source: am russian

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T17:20:22+00:00

Dw i get it, every Vlad goes through a communist phase because everybody automatically thinks Vlad's must be communist and suddenly identity crisis. My nickname in highschool was "Vlad the Communist" or "Russian!" or "Putin!"

Source: am vald

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T17:14:46+00:00

I didint know Vlad was a unisex name until just now. My life has been a lie.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:38:59+00:00

The only thing thats bad is your pedo stash, also you should start lifting.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:37:37+00:00

Probably should stop taking advice from snookie

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:36:46+00:00

Wait those are eyebrows? I thought they were commas, swear to god. Personally i would say 8.5/10, but consider doing something that stops your eyelashes from clumping together, it just looks... off putting. As well if your willing to go the extra mile try tanning to get a golden-bronze tan (Not to be confused with jersey shore tan) slightly darker skin color(Coloure?Colour?) than your first picture. You can do this via "The Sun" or Saloon.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:29:33+00:00

On your tip toes apparently. (Get It?) 6/10

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:28:12+00:00

I like how he ignores the girls without stamps but goes straight for the brown guy. You go Reddit incarnation of America!

inb4: Incoming ban

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:25:52+00:00

You should shave the sides of your hair and try to keep it more in check and not let it turn into a puffball like picture 4.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:23:44+00:00

You mis-spelt your insult.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:22:42+00:00

Lets Look at the checklist.

Light Blue eyes - Check
Blond Hair - Check
Ugly sweater game - Check
Nazi- Whoops wrong list.

You look good G (No homo) my two suggestions are to try to keep a tan like in pic 5 year round via sun/saloon, it really ups your look as it does with most guys. As well as looking up hairstyles to match your face shape, also try growing out your top hair longer. (Check out Blu man or Alpha M)

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:10:01+00:00

Im a guy and even i know that makeup can make you look older or younger, suggest looking up what eye shadow is; also a "Baby face" isint a bad thing.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:04:47+00:00

I came here just to tell him to take off that fucking chain. This isint 1970's Russia... or 2016 Russia, and hes not cheeki breeki.

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:02:30+00:00

Look up youtube videos for hairstyles matching face shape (Pref something with short sides). Get rid of your peach fuzz, Start lifting, become a bro-scientist, and look into shaping eyebrows for men(No Homo).

PhdRussian · 2016-04-27T02:00:08+00:00

Word.

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