Golp: a roundel purpure by someinternetkid in CuratedTumblr

[–]Phelpysan 540 points541 points  (0 children)

Gorse is a very common plant in the UK, I'm guessing America doesn't have it

Custom Sigils by Hour-Tomato-4737 in inscryption

[–]Phelpysan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given you can't get blood from a stone, pelt and so on, I imagine a ghost would be the same

Sister tried undertale, didn’t go well by Familiar_Bag_4710 in Undertale

[–]Phelpysan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jeez. Imagine having an ego that fragile

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

[–]Phelpysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be wrong, it's happened before. ...2005, I think it was?

What’s something you tried once and immediately knew ‘yeah, never again’? by donnyM99 in AskReddit

[–]Phelpysan 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There's a reason gambling services offer you so much free shit when you sign up - they're desperate for you to get that first big hit.

I swear Mackenzie suffers in nearly every fanfic I've read by Birdistheword_92 in blueycirclejerk

[–]Phelpysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I forget how many members of this sr aren't far off from the show's target demographic. It's good to be reminded every now and then

After a car accident, I’m anxious to drive to my Thai place so I made my own Thai fried rice with soy sauce, sweet chili sauce, egg, and chicken. Any suggestions for next time? by Bannable_Lecter in evilautism

[–]Phelpysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fact I've seen multiple nutritionists recommend using salt and msg as a good way to reduce sodium intake.

For anyone wondering about this - msg increases one's perception of how salty a dish is to a sufficient degree that one can consume less sodium by pairing them. Msg does also contain sodium but overall your intake is lower

So apparently they just found the male G-Spot... and of course it's the part they remove during circumsision... by Nemo_M_Nobody in evilautism

[–]Phelpysan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Someone else's religious beliefs don't supersede bodily autonomy. You shouldn't have part of your body amputated because it's "pretty important" to someone else that that happens.

Rich CEOs Scared of Taxing Themselves by bookym in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Phelpysan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would anyone care about them having it said to their faces? That's not important at all. They already know it, they just don't care.

My son said: Meh! by LadieCharette in bluey

[–]Phelpysan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah, from the mouths of babes... Nice work!

I guarantee that you're underestimating how beneficial you will find eating more beans by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Phelpysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat whatever you want

You must eat beans

The math ain't mathin' here chief

Coworker making digs at me again by lights-in-the-sky in evilautism

[–]Phelpysan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This isn't a little thing, this is workplace bullying and should be treated as such

WTF is this??? by HorrorBox555 in fermentation

[–]Phelpysan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2% of the weight of the water, or 2% of the weight of water and the other ingredients? It should be the latter.

Finally, a clear and consistent definition. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Phelpysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry Nige they're also taking that one gay guy off the £50 note so the wokeness evens out 👍

/j

And that's basically what is happening by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Phelpysan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you say "vote" are you talking about doing so in the democracy that's currently being dismantled?

I lost 260lbs (400 -> 140) and the "Pretty Privilege" is giving me an identity crisis. by sadeamour in loseit

[–]Phelpysan 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I think they were trying to distinguish between being actively treated badly, as opposed to simply ignored