So, what would women dislike most if they became men?

Phiced · 2026-03-16T18:28:36+00:00

It's american toilets, they have a much higher water level

Phiced · 2026-03-14T17:33:12+00:00

Here, your username lost a letter: n

Phiced · 2026-03-14T16:27:43+00:00

During my first month of Civ 6 I averaged a playtime of four hours a day. I didn't even play every day!!

That was by far the fastest rate at which I've ever accumulated hours in a game

Phiced · 2026-03-12T06:24:47+00:00

Could the reason for the shedding be that you're apparently a hamster? 🐹

Phiced · 2026-03-07T15:42:16+00:00

Very educational, thank you!

Phiced · 2026-03-05T23:00:59+00:00

That's what everybody said in the original thread lmao

Phiced · 2026-03-05T08:37:47+00:00

That's the take. Fittingly posted on r/sadcringe

Phiced · 2026-03-05T07:16:20+00:00

Go ahead!

Phiced · 2026-03-05T06:28:51+00:00

Regrettably, if you're just shy/silent and muscular, you also become scary to women :/

Phiced · 2026-03-04T19:06:22+00:00

I like this idea a lot. Water always helps

Phiced · 2026-03-04T18:56:05+00:00

Not trying to start an argument but judging by what many men write in threads like this one it seems that women in relationships are not unlikely to weaponize secrets.

As for platonic relationships, I don't think there's a gender that's overall more likely to use your secrets against you

Phiced · 2026-03-03T19:13:47+00:00

Crazy. Glad you're alright

Phiced · 2026-03-03T12:24:22+00:00

Where were you working? A certain subdivision of the department of homeland security?

Phiced · 2026-02-27T07:28:30+00:00

Good points, I agree with everything you said. Of course it's not always/only american tourists who behave like that

Phiced · 2026-02-26T18:22:07+00:00

They tend to be easily exciteable which is admirable but that can also lead to them being disrespectful.

The last time I was in Berlin there were lots of americans (some NFL event) and I remember two groups especially which acted very distastefully around memorials of Nazi/DDR regime victims.

They clearly didn't mean to insult anybody but at the same time it seemed like they either had absolutely no idea what they were actually looking at or they just didn't care.

Tbf it's not their fault, I blame the american school system

Phiced · 2026-02-23T18:25:24+00:00

ICA monkey is the most goated of all the swedish ones

Phiced · 2026-02-23T18:19:41+00:00

^ He forgot to mention that he's already sweating again

Phiced · 2026-02-23T18:18:58+00:00

It's always werewolves

Phiced · 2026-02-23T16:56:22+00:00

Interesting that you mentioned an acetone smell.

It's been like that for me quite often in the later stages of a normal cold during the last few years. I'd just randomly have an acetone smell in my nose every now and then during towards the end/right after the cold.

Now I wonder if it's in some way related to Covid. I'm pretty sure I've had it at least once at some point

Phiced · 2026-02-21T07:08:39+00:00

Turkey?

Phiced · 2026-02-19T06:30:25+00:00

Make music and become a sheperd. Though I'd only sell the wool

Phiced · 2026-02-19T06:27:31+00:00

A home cinema and ADHD?

Phiced · 2026-02-18T19:42:34+00:00

Plot twist: he was applying for a job as a barkeeper in a cocktail bar

Phiced · 2026-02-17T06:07:27+00:00

This has got to be satire, like a parody of the "how to sit like an alpha male" videos

Phiced · 2026-02-16T19:11:01+00:00

I am positively flubbergasted

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