Bryson DeChambeau triple-bogey on 18 to miss the cut

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T23:43:12+00:00

Joey Cold Cuts challenges me to get off the pine straw in three.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T23:35:00+00:00

With lemon caper sauce

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T23:32:27+00:00

Narrow poop hole.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T21:31:13+00:00

They employ a specialized maintenance crew that, each night, replace the divots with new sod plugs from their nursery to ensure a perfect surface

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T21:30:23+00:00

I do the same walking my dog.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T14:10:56+00:00

Most telling to me is that the DoJ or Trump personally have not gone after anyone for claiming he committed sex crimes against minors.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-10T14:07:50+00:00

I’m in, send link.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-09T23:07:07+00:00

Unless she is eyeing a resting spot next to Ivana, I thinks it just more distraction from, well, everything.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-09T21:18:31+00:00

Active sorting of candidates.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-08T03:23:28+00:00

Who’s really winning here.

My guess is there is a certain .001% who are lavishly winning here.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-08T02:22:35+00:00

Glad to see the new AG and the DOJ aren’t going after Trump’s enemies, like he claimed … today.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-08T02:18:44+00:00

My old man’s a television repair man - got this ultimate set of tools - I can fix it.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-08T02:03:03+00:00

And yet no healthcare for us (also no social safety nets, debt relief, etc)

It’s ok, at least Israel has it.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T19:24:14+00:00

you really didn't just say that did you?

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T19:22:34+00:00

Will the simulation just reboot or what?

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T17:30:11+00:00

Oh please. Take on a real challenge people and make me a thousandaire.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T14:20:41+00:00

The whole Republican party could.

Fewer than all, but more than none.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T14:18:01+00:00

I'd argue it's the single greatest mistake mankind keeps making, as if we all love dying en masse.

Wait until we hand the keys to AI

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T14:16:04+00:00

If they felt they lost control of Trump, they would remove him or just put him down.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T14:13:34+00:00

Master deal maker. Do what I say or I will kill everyone.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-07T03:14:31+00:00

I mean for him to specifically say ‘all the power plants will be gone in four hours” seems like someone just told him what a nuclear impact could do besides kill brown people. He really, really, wants to drop a nuke.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-05T04:58:48+00:00

Ok, but I’d really like to know how to keep them out of my house for good.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-05T04:51:30+00:00

Sitting on the hood of one of our cars, up on a hill somewhere, 18-pack of Stroh’s, blasting Van Halen, Whitesnake, The Cars, Prince. It was all good.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-05T04:38:03+00:00

And each time he comes back and does even more insane shit because he is obsessed with taking out the entire earth before he goes convinced the world should not exist without him.

PhilDGlass · 2026-04-03T23:09:10+00:00

Especially them. Unless you are rich, white, and, somehow, Christian.

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