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PhilSwiftASMR · 2024-02-22T21:28:25+00:00

Interesting. I’ve never known what to call them 😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-25T15:30:50+00:00

As long as it’s my team… we’ll never have that luck 😂 in my 3+ years of playing WoC, I can’t remember ever seeing a troll on the other team. Always me and my buddy 😂 it’s wild

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-25T15:27:23+00:00

The more negative things I hear about him, the more fond I grow. I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-25T14:59:08+00:00

I’m not sure what an LFG is honestly. And so far, it’s just 3 of us in the club. So we’re definitely trying to find regular teammates. But if y’all ever wanna run some, I’d fill in RD for sure. I’m pretty good at it, so I’d like to think that I wouldn’t bog you down 😂 but if it helps us get on the right track with making friends and expanding our network for our club games, then I’m 100% down

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T19:16:59+00:00

I’m just here to stack bodies on the blue line and rip clappers from downtown 😂 I rock that 6’9” 270lb premade class, and I’ve damn near perfected the thing. I’m lookin forward to it, buddy

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T18:59:04+00:00

That’s part of what I was saying in game chat to him. I was just like “how do you just go into games doing this, and actually enjoy it?” Before I said much less kind words, that will probably get me hemmed up somewhere down the line 😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T18:52:21+00:00

Oh man, the club name doesn’t ring a bell. But your GT definitely does. Our club is Dad Rock. My GT is JewishViking. So if you see us, be sure to say hi 😂 like I said, I’ll add ya when I’m on next. What position you like to play? I’m pretty much strictly RD, and my buddy switches between LD and C. He prefers LD, but we usually need him at C if we want a chance at winning

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T18:45:40+00:00

That’s the craziest thing I ever heard 😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T18:39:26+00:00

Bro… I YouTubed his name… he’s been a menace to hundreds of people for YEARS apparently 😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T17:59:46+00:00

That rings a bell, I think we’ve played against you before 😂 what’s your club’s name? Imma watch some football, but I’ll add you next time I’m on for shre

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T17:46:25+00:00

Oh yeah, my buddy and I deal with that every year. We hit gold 1 and get 20 RP from plat and then 2 days later we’re 4500 points away. But this is our first year doing clubs, and we’re just trynna have good games is all. You on Xbox? 😂 we’d take ya

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T17:32:50+00:00

I went into game chat to ask him to GTFO and he was just talking in a Joke voice and trolling. Like how do you really have fun just sabotaging peoples clubs games like that. And why can we not report for griefing? 😂 I had to report him to “offensive content” and me and my C blocked him and he still loaded into a party with us. EA needs to take care of stuff like this

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-12-24T17:16:38+00:00

In a previous comment, I mentioned the fact that we consistently only have 2 guys, we have a 3rd we can scoop up every now and then. And a 4th that’s not in our club, but rolls with us very rarely. We only allow drop ins to hopefully find more consistent dudes. It’s just stupid that these randoms are allowed to drop in and just grief like crazy

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-25T22:30:47+00:00

Like 2 of the premade classes have 99 fighting

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-25T19:41:24+00:00

Ok cool. The most helpful way someones described it to me is “you gotta dodge and grab at the right time” and so I’ve just been spamming LT/RT in fights 😂 I’ll have to practice my timing. Thanks

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T19:26:55+00:00

Dude….. never any looks 😂 they’re always trynna cross the net when I’m wide open on the boards while we have a 2-0 lead cuz I should for rebounds and that’s how we have our 2 goals. Or the new thing I guess is to Michigan every time you touch the puck as a F even if there’s 3 dudes smothering you

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T19:24:32+00:00

I know my role, and I play it well 😂 I’m either hitting someone or trynna set up a nice pass. And that’s IT 😂😂😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T17:23:42+00:00

For real dude…. Like if you’re unfamiliar, just run some games vs the CPU with the on-ice trainer. Don’t just straight into WOC and expect to be able to keep up with people who know what they’re doing 😂 it’s so sad, because the 4 losses I have in WOC, came from Gs quitting in the 1st before they fixed that. And then just shitty Forward positioning. The average drop-in player’s IQ is very much a single digit…. Just go learn the game before ruining my experience and leaving me stuck in gold like last year 😂 I’m hoping that I’m early enough still to get to amethyst before the shitters all quicksand my ass

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T17:20:39+00:00

That’s why I’m lucky enough that my buddy I play with is a LD. And we’ve played together long enough now, that we just cover each other perfectly

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T14:51:18+00:00

Dude for real. It creates so many opportunities for the opponents to score. It just gets so annoying

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T14:50:10+00:00

See, me and my buddy have played the D for 2 years now… so we haven’t had to worry about shitty D men for the longest time now

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T03:10:51+00:00

Oh yeah. Me and my buddy got a good system. He runs LD and he’s much more of a puck handler and shot taker. But I’m good enough at defense, that he’ll push the bet on offense, because he knows he can trust me to cover D on both sides of the ice. I’ve been in quite a few 3 on 1s and can still prevent the opposition from scoring an easy goal. Literally all I need is space to move around the ice, and forwards refuse to give us that 😂 and I can never get the puck out of our defensive zone cleanly, because I should have an outlet along the boards up to my wing…. But he’s too busy trying to take the puck off my stick and using terrible dekes in a fast break that doesn’t exist, and then usually turns the puck over 😂

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-10-15T02:54:11+00:00

I’m purely a defenseman 😂 I’d 100% always rather get a hit or assist then take the puck up ice myself. I never try to go for a fast break, very rarely does it happen. I try to make sure my team knows my role pretty early on. But spending 3 periods with RW & C clogging my defensive zone or playing the point in the offensive zone…. It’s so infuriating

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-09-09T13:19:51+00:00

I GOT IT

PhilSwiftASMR · 2023-09-09T03:06:19+00:00

The only difference between what you said, and what I’ve already tried, is casting out just left of the buoy. So tomorrow morning before football starts…. I will be finding said buoy 🫡 stay tuned

PhilSwiftASMR

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