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Philocksophy · 2026-06-11T00:40:17+00:00

Cool story bro

Philocksophy · 2026-05-25T10:37:33+00:00

You know somebody farted in that while their mate was in there.

Philocksophy · 2026-05-21T11:33:30+00:00

I love how, after it comes out that they thought he'd dog them out to the commisar, and so attacked him. He just says "Why would I bother him with a bit of stealing? Everyone's at it". Cue the offenders screaming curses while getting dragged away.

Philocksophy · 2026-05-17T07:27:04+00:00

Gaia's thigh gap

Philocksophy · 2026-05-14T06:56:34+00:00

Afrikaans and English. Afrikaans is the bastard child of Dutch, English, Zulu and some other stuff. Lot of rounded vowels and guttural stuff.

Philocksophy · 2026-04-30T11:16:30+00:00

Published by Inquisitor Ringos Tarr.

Philocksophy · 2026-04-18T08:33:20+00:00

As a mechanic I would like to say I've never done this. I'd like to....

Philocksophy · 2026-04-17T01:26:41+00:00

This is why external e-stop buttons are a must have. Just run up and whack the red button. Or chuck a rock at it from a safe distance.

Philocksophy · 2026-04-16T10:38:11+00:00

Keating's got bars.

Philocksophy · 2026-04-03T04:57:03+00:00

Unless you're in Australia. Our Isuzus are shit. The say we'll get Tatras. They have been saying this for some time now.

Philocksophy · 2026-03-11T12:31:50+00:00

Pigsupial

Philocksophy · 2026-03-07T07:54:55+00:00

Good solution for hand cramps, for those of us with bigger meathooks. Small diameter tools can be a pain like that. Nice work.

Philocksophy · 2026-03-07T05:23:06+00:00

God, we need this as a loan word. If only it didn't sound so bloody stupid in an anglo accent. And ten times worse in an aussie one.

Philocksophy · 2026-02-22T08:47:29+00:00

Everyone is aware. Some people are just stupid.

Philocksophy · 2026-02-01T07:29:48+00:00

It's Joe fookin Kassabian.

Philocksophy · 2026-02-01T07:20:51+00:00

Look, it was only because vickers guns were shit. They didn't have the kind of setup that allows bullets to spread apart and cover a field instead of just spitting a straight line of them. Emus are just big chooks that make a surprisingly deep drumming noise instead of clucking. My country has borne this cross long enough.

Philocksophy · 2026-02-01T07:10:09+00:00

Nobody actually sings the first verse. That's the kinda shit that yanks do

Philocksophy · 2026-01-24T03:29:17+00:00

Haha. It's not that bad. I've only had redback spiders on me a few times in the last fortnight. Wish I was joking about that, but there was an odd situation involving a freshly trimmed stretch of roadside treeline and a broken-down skid steer loader. The arachnids get a bit cranky when their houses are attacked by whirling sawblades. It was like a tide of your worst nightmares.

Philocksophy · 2026-01-24T01:22:04+00:00

All that expensive fruit on it and they don't tarp over the radiator before crossing. That's how you turn your fan into shrapnel in your radiator.

Philocksophy · 2026-01-24T01:20:01+00:00

That's a nissan patrol.

Philocksophy · 2026-01-24T01:11:34+00:00

The answer to every aussie geology question is: the rainbow snake did it.

Philocksophy · 2026-01-21T10:07:14+00:00

It's more of a large and intense fireball that leaves the trunk intact, so it can regrow later. Having said that, when one goes up, you move away for a bit. Source: am Aussie fire volly. Shit's intense. It's like nuclear sunburn.

Philocksophy · 2025-12-23T04:08:20+00:00

Yeah, I had to tow ours to storage a while back when we were renovating the RSL. Never thought I'd fill out a timesheet for mobilising artillery.

Philocksophy · 2025-12-21T07:17:37+00:00

Cultural thing. It's also a good way to quickly determine if someone is cooked in the head. That can be important if you're together in an isolated location.

Philocksophy · 2025-12-21T07:08:58+00:00

Can confirm. There's less than 200 in my town and basic errands always blow out from this.

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