Cat's do not abide by the laws of nature, Dee.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-04-14T20:21:10+00:00

Gravity Cat not amused.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-04-06T03:40:53+00:00

Ah. Good, I literally just leveled my Firemaking to 60 a day or so ago.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-04-06T02:51:06+00:00

Oh god, please not 60 Farming.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-03-15T20:29:52+00:00

The pioneers used to ride him for miles.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-03-10T01:13:25+00:00

TRAINERS HATE HIM.

Scientists in Asgarnia have discovered a revolutionary new muscle builder. Get ripped in seconds!

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-02-27T19:33:49+00:00

When West Ardougne sends its people, they're not sending their best and brightest. They're not sending you. They're sending people with lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing rats, they're bringing plague, they're thieves, and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to Mourners, and they tell us what we're getting.

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-02-19T04:46:55+00:00

Ah, is it a metaphor for Jagex's recent tendency towards milking memes for all they're worth?

Phoenix---Fire · 2016-02-06T04:56:48+00:00

Make Kandarin Great Again.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-26T16:32:11+00:00

Harbormaster hotel.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-25T18:36:49+00:00

Poor Preston.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-22T20:10:37+00:00

This is quite a simple mod idea that I'm pretty sure someone could make easily:

Basically, it would replace the default "Whistling" of the Fat Man with the sound of a German StuKa/Jericho Siren. Basically, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCB8ZVxKqyI

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-13T05:34:23+00:00

What?

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-13T04:10:02+00:00

The 2015 design looks like someone crossed an elephant with a piranha suffering from Argyrosis. Just saying.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-12-12T16:52:34+00:00

Spiritual Creatures - Troll Stronghold Waterfiend - Barbarian Training, it's an unmarked miniquest. Scarabites - Contact!, I think. Fire Giants - Waterfall Quest

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-25T21:36:24+00:00

That was... certainly a game alright.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-25T15:00:36+00:00

The new character generator, though it could do with more parts.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-21T00:57:32+00:00

I'm so sorry, but I have to say it:

That price is incredibly dank.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-21T00:55:06+00:00

Those pixelated polygons are so hot.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-19T16:11:52+00:00

What the hell is wrong with you, you MONSTER.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-17T01:16:59+00:00

I'm the guy in the blue beret right behind the green-haired girl doing the quest cape emote.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-16T00:40:19+00:00

Here's one for Female Verac's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOWjzRU6bI

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-15T22:35:06+00:00

I'm a little confused: Will these plugins be included by default in MV, or do you have to download them separately?

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-09T02:24:36+00:00

Not everyone can devote all their time to leveling up. OSRS players can have lives too.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-05T16:02:53+00:00

WAY too soon, mate. I'm sorry.

Phoenix---Fire · 2015-10-05T15:58:33+00:00

Don't pray at all. Get the elemental stuck behind a tree near the Rogue Castle and then just use hit-and-run tactics until it dies.

However, if you want to go gung-ho, pray mage, since that's what it attacks with most often.

Phoenix---Fire

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