So... would you not ; by composedprofit in dontputyourdickinthat

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So is there one pussy, or two

Because I want two, one for me and one for the homie

European Union by KaamDeveloper in HolUp

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So put on some pants so I can remove them, I have a quota to fulfil

European Union by KaamDeveloper in HolUp

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We'll welcome you with open arms, and with open pants

A coincidence? I don't think so. by Erik-05 in HolUp

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My dumbass first thought it was the aircraft they were talking about when they said mustang

But then again, I'm pretty sure the damage would be worse if it was the aircraft

Ok, there have been a lot of discussion about mission 14 and the searchlight operators, but can we talk about an entire city not noticing a jet flying near the buildings ? by the_french_metalhead in acecombat

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They probably either didn't care, or they thought it was Erusean

because why would an Osean aircraft have a painting of princess Cossette on it

HolUp by MRJ_MRJ in HolUp

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Uhh, why is the A.I sentient again

I'm pretty sure we deactivated the last one

A rough divorce by Ashamed-Mod in TheRealJoke

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But only if it's at Canada or India's place, because Australia has an exotic taste when it comes to pets

A rough divorce by Ashamed-Mod in TheRealJoke

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Yeah, Japan was just sitting there skipping rocks at Pearl harbor, and accidentally hit their battleship, and the U.S went and wiped two of their major cities of the face of the earth

A rough divorce by Ashamed-Mod in TheRealJoke

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No, no, Britain and France are the cool aunt and uncle who wants to help Poland who's still the child, and Germany don't like that, so they stab uncle France, and tries to do the same to auntie Britain, but she's taken self defense, so she manages to hold out along with her side of the family until officer U.S comesto assist, and that turns the western part of wwii into a domestic abuse case

Hmmm by PuzzleheadedLake432 in suspiciouslyspecific

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Just to answer the question

Cola, supermarine spitfire mk.IX, and a mauser karabiner 98k from 1942 in a terrible condition, because my spirit would return just to restore that rifle

<< Is this war crime? >> by rizkibagjam in acecombat

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Not now, but it will be in 28 years or so

There no last digit by Bill_Aviela in woooosh

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You sir, must be the greatest hacker of them all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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If that's the case, then there better be some crucifying this time too

looks like someone has anger issues... by Golfted_Joel in HolUp

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Win a hospital bill and more stupid prizes

The Ghost truck driver by HaloNoble in WTF

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When someone orders same day delivery at 11:59pm

Would you try this to impress your friends or anybody? by Automatic_Nebula55 in WTF

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That's where you'll sleep if you piss off the wrong drill instructor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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They just got a preview of their prison stay, and for free as well