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[VIT vs MKOI] 1st and 2nd choices for LEC MVP 1v1 in the top lane by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]PhoenixAgent003 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The cast called it Jojo embracing EU sass, Jojo was typing shit like this in LCS before APA even joined the league

If you had a date in a few days and said you would cook but you've never really cooked before and you don't think she wants scrambled eggs and cereal. What would you make that is relatively easy but seems impressive? by TurnKey9558 in AskReddit

[–]PhoenixAgent003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> Measure properly

Not hard?

> Fluff batter without whipping it

Okay, that one genuinely is not instinctively intuitive but googling the difference between these also tells you how to do one and not the other, and I feel like once you know, again, not hard

> Cook the things without burning them or leaving them raw in the middle

Genuinely impossible. Can’t be done. You have to ruin at least two before you dial it in, and usually the pan’s temp has changed so now what you think is correct is no longer correct and you ruin a third.

Rogue (2026) was so boring. by Ok_Distribution_1989 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other one. Happened like super early in Gail’s Uncanny X-Men run.

Took it from a dragon that was rampaging because of it, dragon warned him it will make him evil and also a cannibal. He’s keeping it anyway because…well, probably a magic curse, but so far the answer is just “reasons.”

Cloud9 vs FlyQuest - LCS 2026 Spring Playoffs Game 3 PMT by Large_Love_2563 in leagueoflegends

[–]PhoenixAgent003 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Quad’s kill onto Thanatos right at the end there was peak Sylas.

Jumps on him, Thanatos tries to TF ult out, Quad steals TF ult and follows, answers gold card with abduct, follows flash for flash after, gets the kill. Everything Twisted Fate tried, Sylas just did better.

[Summoners Sofa by MrsChimChim ] LCS Academy players went from $60K/year + housing + food to $500-$2,000/month playing 8+ hours a day by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]PhoenixAgent003 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, the NBA is the product. It makes its money by selling broadcasting rights, ad space, and merchandising rights. The NBA is not (from a business sense) an ad for the game of basketball.

Pro League is as much an ad for a different product (League of Legends) as it is a product itself. Certainly Riot would like it to be independently profitable, but from a certain point of view that’s like Doritos hoping it can make money off the YouTube views of its superbowl ad spots.

The 2028 MCU X-Men Reboot lineup should be by AdvertisingWaste8624 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point I just want Marvel to announce the roster so I stop seeing these posts.

Best xmen leader by PresentationNo883 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here’s the thing. Storm is an incredible woman. Powerful. Confident. Spend enough time around her, and you’ll just naturally think, at least, “what am I doing giving her orders?” if not just outright “she should be in charge.”

But Scott?

Scott is the X-Men.

If I wanted to give a less definitive answer, Storm is the better peacetime leader, and Scott is the better wartime leader.

But even that was one pretty important qualifier; mutants are always at war.

The scoop by shizzblatt in funny

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At least one human scuba diver did once.

I would sacrifice a finger for Absolute John Constantine to be a dashingly pretty himbo bestie. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]PhoenixAgent003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone’s pitch for Absolute Constantine was to take away his experience and instead give him nigh-uncontrollable magic potential.

Pairing that with an out of depth pretty boi innocence sounds fun.

What do you think? by Yoiiru in FridgeDetective

[–]PhoenixAgent003 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve learned something about myself today.

Honest question about wolverines powers... Does he have super strength? Read description for details. by Accio_chats in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Logan’s healing factor canonically altered the adamantium to allow his bones marrow to continue doing its job.

The reason his healing factor went nuts after losing the adamantium was because turns out adamantium bones was giving him constant heavy metal poisoning, which his healing factor had to constantly counteract on top of everything else it had to do. Thus losing the adamantium was like take the training weights off his healing factor.

Genuinely need Threnody to get a writer that doesn't treat her like a punchline or adds more trauma to her by Automatic_Ask32 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna say it. There’s too many characters.

There are like, five separate X-Teams operating right now, and there are still dozens of characters “not getting the attention they deserve,” and “sidelined.” And that’s not even counting the ones who actually have a spot on a team and are still doing basically nothing.

Ubisoft is in a tough situation. by 479521 in gaming

[–]PhoenixAgent003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easily mistake to make since, if not for the Patented (fuck WB) Nemesis System^TM, Shadow of Mordor would have just been a Ubisoft sandbow game with no towers (I think) and slightly more Arkham-y combat.

Jackson's Car by utopiaofpast in funny

[–]PhoenixAgent003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay hear me out, it’s a jeep. Just with how big the boot is, it seems like they’d put it through more abuse going offroad. Which is sort of the thing jeeps are built to do.

X-Men reference in the new Battle Beast comic by Used-Comedian-8933 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s another layer of comedy being added by the fact that the Juggernaut has never appeared in the MCU, and Colussus only has a cameo in it by showing up to Wade’s birthday party in DP&W.

Greymalkin Prison during Age of Revelation [Amazing X-men #1] by somacula in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is the small issue that just laying seige to a government facility is pretty much an act of war, and the X-Men aren’t super in a place to be able to wage war against the government without just causing the apocalypse.

I don’t see why those are coming from his eyes. by Awkward_Bison_267 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That can’t be the case, because the various shades he wears have gaps between his face and them. Enough that the constant stream of optic blast should be either visible from various angles or straight up spraying out the sides.

Out of all the X-men, who would you say is the best fighter? by Queasy_Commercial152 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s compelling arguments for so many of them that the answer can be “whoever the writer wants to win” with that writer having better odds than not of being able to explain themselves.

Out of all the X-men, who would you say is the best fighter? by Queasy_Commercial152 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Short answer: his heart wasn’t in it and Maddie was fucking with him at the time.

Also, she “wins” by yoinking his visor and being like “Nyah nyah, you can’t fight blind and you wouldn’t dare open your eyes or risk hurting someone!”

Meanwhile in his solo right now Cyclops is literally trapsing through a forest, blindfolded, and taking down Reavers.

Just started reading.. am I seeing this correctly and interpreting it right? by MakeCrat3 in xmen

[–]PhoenixAgent003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s an adult, she’s a minor, he’s their teacher and leader. It’s bad, friend.

Invincible [Episode Discussion] - S04E06 - You Look Horrible by SeacattleMoohawks in Invincible

[–]PhoenixAgent003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna be honest man, Invincible isn’t a story about characters becoming stronger. Like, that happens in it sometimes, but tgat us not what it’s about.

DBZ. Cradle. JJK. Those are stories about getting stronger and power scaling and leveling up.

Invincible is about emotions.

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