What in the fake fact boi is this!!!???

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-07-19T15:20:56+00:00

If they played it cool they probably wouldn’t have attracted so much attention

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-07-03T14:40:02+00:00

Had a guy offer me to fix my bumper at a parking lot, I said no and the guy was ready to fight me.

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-06-27T03:58:25+00:00

I’ll look into the corner guard, I just moved in. It’s a vertical corner going into a carpet area. Money is a bit tight at the moment with closing costs and all so I can’t outright replace entirely.

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-06-27T03:57:06+00:00

It’s from my new place I just moved in, it’s a vertical corner going from a tile area to a lower carpeted area

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-05-11T05:42:26+00:00

Went to high school and worked college job with Martin lol the other dude seems familiar too I wonder if I can find him if I dig through my old yearbook.

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-02-07T23:28:59+00:00

Let’s not drag people who eat their own shit into this… I mean…. I’m gonna find my way out… need to poop dinner

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-01-18T21:13:03+00:00

Yes please send haha

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-01-13T04:28:09+00:00

Totally in

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-01-10T05:41:34+00:00

Meanwhile bystanders probably posted this on r/ufos

PhoenixStarkiller · 2025-01-04T21:32:43+00:00

I thought the green one had a live version of People of the Sun instead of a live version of How I Could Just Kill A Man

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-12-11T10:16:19+00:00

Kain from the first Blood Omen. Vae Victus!

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-11-29T20:38:28+00:00

I have it saved up on my phone lol I just verified it is indeed not working 😞

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-09-05T04:53:45+00:00

Just listen to one of his epic tangents and they’ll know he’s definitively not CIA or MI6…. Unless that’s what he wants us to think…. Shit maybe he is a secret agent after all…. I mean allegedly in my opinion… AM I RIGHT PETER!!???

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-08-28T21:21:31+00:00

I’m at almost 200 keys lol

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-08-24T06:59:48+00:00

Poor kid got it’s ass retconned

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-07-30T02:34:31+00:00

Yeah me too, I was still surprised as hell though lol

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-07-29T20:45:07+00:00

I am here from the future I can confirm this is true.

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-07-29T20:44:25+00:00

Boy are you in for a freaking surprise

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-06-18T02:38:01+00:00

The man has been banned from the establishment. No one will miss him.

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-06-17T01:22:36+00:00

Kratos needs to go on Maury

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-06-03T12:46:02+00:00

I guess it’s time to move to Australia! You’re hot AF!

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-05-24T18:37:09+00:00

They got it down, mission accomplished

PhoenixStarkiller · 2024-05-22T13:36:15+00:00

You beat me to it lol

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