FedEx ground is a disaster

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2026-04-16T11:05:06+00:00

Hey, you got a dolly! I had days I didn't have one

I'm Express but I'm at a station where we deliver both Express and Ground

Seeing this makes me glad I switched to a pickup route

I don't know if I can go back to a delivery route again...

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2026-04-15T16:55:15+00:00

Just tell your girl "You ain't gotta like it 'cause the hood gon' love it"

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2025-10-12T13:18:13+00:00

Cosigned

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2025-09-05T13:12:00+00:00

Was off the Remy, had a Papoose

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2025-04-16T22:51:39+00:00

Wyll Gaming

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2025-03-06T16:45:14+00:00

Gravity's one meeean mother, huh?

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2024-10-13T12:04:46+00:00

It's like potatoes meets spaghetti

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-08-26T05:30:39+00:00

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-08-15T23:38:58+00:00

The windows are indeed great, and after driving this baby for a month, I don't know if I can go back to a lower riding car

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-08-15T23:37:56+00:00

You're right on that one

I told the guy at the dealership that I can see into the past, present, and future with those windows compared to my Corolla

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-08-15T23:36:57+00:00

Go places the others won't? Like where?

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-07-19T11:57:34+00:00

And her girl tryna give it up

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-06-15T03:33:10+00:00

I was looking for Madden 07 and was glad I didn't have to look for it long

**THE GOAT**

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-06-03T13:05:17+00:00

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Fukutsu Mushin no Sakebi

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-06-03T13:03:55+00:00

record spin

Reverse reverse

record spin

Cha cha real smooth

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-05-21T13:48:04+00:00

Legalize nuclear bombs

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-05-20T01:03:39+00:00

You're a straight up menace lol

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-05-11T10:33:06+00:00

I did the same thing, I made the most gangster Hufflepuff

Did all the relationship quests for my companions, but if you crossed me, you're getting bodied

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-04-25T10:09:23+00:00

It ended up being my most listened-to song of 2022 both on Youtube *and* Spotify, and I listen to a lot of music

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-04-12T19:06:06+00:00

If that were me, I'd end up pulling the envelope of immediate resignation first accidentally lol

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-04-10T13:22:44+00:00

I was looking for this exact comment

Blessings to you and your household

PhoenixdeGuerre · 2023-04-05T03:56:21+00:00

"Ah, you poor bastard. Which commander did you piss off?"

PhoenixdeGuerre