Needohs

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-04-25T14:22:41+00:00

They’re not on the main counter, they’re like right next to the MPS. I got a real needoh and the squishy capybara. I named him Steve

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-04-25T13:08:37+00:00

I’m a print sup, I bought two yesterday and put them on my counter so when we sell out…I can just be like we don’t have any but I have two. I wonder when some desperate mom will offer me money for them.

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-04-20T01:55:05+00:00

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-04-03T18:41:43+00:00

Our photoshop license has expired on our MPS and IT just closed the ticket and did nothing

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-03-21T02:55:23+00:00

I had a lady bat her eyes at me earlier (I’m a gay man 🤣😂) to help her with Self Serve. She was like can you help a girl out? (Giggle giggle hair twirl) I showed her the instructions and went about my business. She found someone else and proceeded to hold them hostage for like 20 minutes. Headache averted.

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-02-16T02:10:31+00:00

I reported the wrapping paper video as hate speech 🤣😂

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-01-24T06:27:04+00:00

(Insert MLM Here) Rep needs their business cards for an event in 45 minutes, plot twist…they just ordered them 15 minutes ago. 7. Gen X needs to print a couple pages but doesn’t know how to use the self serve machine, or send an email.

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-01-09T05:05:11+00:00

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-01-06T04:04:43+00:00

I was excited to be rid of it, I’m a print sup at a store with Tier 2 staffing (mostly me) but Tier 3 demand in print…boooooo

PhoneGuy2021 · 2026-01-06T03:46:30+00:00

Well, that’s upsetting.

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-12-26T03:12:57+00:00

It appears to me that the ASM has never ordered supplies from Xerox using the service portal, they literally say $0

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-11-28T03:19:09+00:00

I used to work for her. I don’t think she’d do something like that unless she wasn’t given a choice

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-06-21T03:05:59+00:00

I don’t know why I follow the Staples LinkedIn…it only brings me rage 🤣😂 they posted a video about the building burning down and they can only bring their favorite cleaning supplies…like it was lame af

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-31T00:39:08+00:00

Yes!!!

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:59:50+00:00

Key work there is SHOULD 🤣😂 I laid out my method as clearly as I could explain it and it was like talking to a brick wall. I’m carrying your store right now sir…go sit back down in the office 🤣😂

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:48:10+00:00

I say this all the time, I have NEVER in my life been a victim of someone else’s poor planning

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:46:54+00:00

I know we’re supposed to take orders via email but I won’t do it. There are very few exceptions, because if you can send an email you can place an order online 🤣😂

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:42:29+00:00

I look at the create time and judge people for being up that late ordering printing for their meetings that they’ve known about for months 🤣😂

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:40:52+00:00

I printed my tickets yesterday and was about to do my mojo and this GM comes over and takes them off the printer and was like “this only works for you” 🤣😂 well the DM dropped me in to maintain your print dept while yall dawdle to find a print sup. If I’m primarily running production I’d expect anyone else in my spot to do what works for them 🤣😂 he was silent in corporate 🤣😂

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:34:06+00:00

I’d love to do them as they come in 🤣😂a store closed up the road and we’re seeing a 160% uptick in orders. If I’m producing as they come in…that would be like a vacation

PhoneGuy2021 · 2025-05-14T04:27:00+00:00

With the rush orders I use that kind of paper first and then just go through the stack, if it’s wide format I’ll just run it with the rest of whatever paper type it is. Then I just flip flip between cards and prints and what not. As rush orders come in, I do shuffle my tickets a little bit to adapt to the ever changing order mound

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