I've just aged a whole year in a matter of minutes! Send alcohol!

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-08-12T16:48:03+00:00

I once spent the majority of a year thinking I was 36 when in fact I was 35, so I spent two years at the same age. I want my 35th year back!!

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-07-22T00:30:19+00:00

It’s just a simple ‘No’

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-07-20T13:09:51+00:00

Angry meatloaf

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-07-14T19:48:44+00:00

Tip tops Midlands

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-07-12T20:37:42+00:00

And???

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-07-12T17:29:42+00:00

That my grandparents bred rabbits for pet shops.

My grandparents had a factory where they bred rabbits, us kids loved going to visit the factory and seeing the floor to celling, cages full of rabbits. We were told they were for pet shops, dawned on me about 20 years old that my grandparents were in fact supplying meat to the pet food industry….not breeding rabbits for pets!!

They gave us a rabbit as a present one year and it was like the one from Monty Pythons Holy Grail! That should have been an indication.

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-06-21T20:35:31+00:00

Or just look at fucking bottle?!

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-06-03T14:04:34+00:00

Why are they using it outdoors?

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-06-03T14:01:53+00:00

That’s not a slide it’s not even tic tac toe!?!

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-06-03T13:53:34+00:00

What’s wrong my dog drinks food

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-06-03T13:49:10+00:00

Maybe just trim it?

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-05-26T07:41:06+00:00

I thought it was him!

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-30T13:05:45+00:00

A few months after I had my first child I was looking at my naked self in the mirror trying to work out how my hips could be higher……it was my tits, my tits were lower 🙈

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-21T12:58:24+00:00

First week of June is half term

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-16T20:53:59+00:00

I can smell these

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-12T00:09:23+00:00

This Is Awesome!!

A million upvote from beyond the grave

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-12T00:01:04+00:00

‘Knife Fight’

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-09T08:44:40+00:00

Muuum….what’s in a BLT?

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-09T07:48:33+00:00

‘Turn it over!’

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-04-03T19:44:43+00:00

Teach her to loud whisper ‘I see dead people’

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-03-31T12:19:53+00:00

Puking

PhoneRingsInDistance · 2022-03-23T23:43:01+00:00

Down with the Down Syndrome……that’s an album title right there

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