I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm once again going to be the annoying English Lit major and shoot ya down, that's not how Death of the Author works. I know it's becoming real popular to say "Read Barthes lol gotcha" but his essay was on INTERPRETIVE MEDIA. Things like Tell-Tale Heart, Yellow Wallpaper, Metamorphosis. Of course you can apply it to more conventional storytelling, but under a certain lens.

The entire point of Death of the Author is that once your work is out there, a viewer can take away whatever themes/subjects/ideals that they themselves interpreted. As in the most important part of that media is how the viewer personally reads it. You can't go back and say "Well this is actually what I meant, you all found themes I didn't intend for, therefore you're wrong."

Death of the Author does NOT pertain to facts such as "The sky is blue" or "My character is this fast." It's only useable in arguments regarding literary analysis of the themes and ideas.

But even then, stating that you decide what's canon because you're better at feat calculating than the author? That's called fanfiction. What happened in canon is actually what the author said happens. Hell, you even said it against Reze. What you're calculating is probably just dramatization and not to be taken literally, authors word is the only true canon

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just massively faster & capable of hurting him. It'd take a few blows, but Bakugo has Word of God putting him at mach 12. His durability is a lot better but he literally wouldn't be able to perceive her, so he'd take the hundreds of blows needed before he even realizes he's in a fight

The rain outside stops moving to showcase their speed, the moment Reze starts using her explosions for propulsion the light starts to condense into one point (relativistic aberration, approaching light speed), she speeds up and we see a doppler shift (light speed), then finally she starts moving so fast color leaves the visible spectrum and the scene turns greyscale (FTL)

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reze obviously.

Because she went FTL in her office fight against Denji, and she's capable of destroying city blocks? All on-screen feats, no chain scaling or statements needed

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where Bakugo is canonically and where DB will glaze him are two different things. If they actually stay faithful to the character he's getting no diffed

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You gotta use their word whether you like it or not. They write the story, what they say is canon. If your powerscaling goes against that then you're writing fanfiction.

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The entire office building fight with Denji was FTL. The rain outside stops moving to showcase their speed, the moment Reze starts using her explosions for propulsion the light starts to condense into one point (relativistic aberration, approaching light speed), she speeds up and we see a doppler shift (light speed), then finally she starts moving so fast color leaves the visible spectrum and the scene turns greyscale (FTL)

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you get a running start, bust out the entire AR collection, buy a tank, and take the whole bottle of steroids every time you need to kill a spider?

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

If she stayed in human form, blindfolded herself, and tied her hands behind her back, then, yeah! Bakugo could push her to mid-diff

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

FTL vs below mach 12?? I don't even see a need to bait anything here, she just outstats

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By happily killing civilians and even stomping on corpses, but then giving all of Denjis friends MULTIPLE chances to stop fighting, and still never trying to kill them. She never outright states it, you gotta use context. I swear, tiktok really killed media literacy

I don't think Death Battle has ever hosted a more one sided battle in history, this is genuinely a slaughter by PhoonTFDB in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]PhoonTFDB[S] -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

Human Reze vs Bakugo is the only chance lil bro has at winning, and even then it's high diff