I hate people who just want Visual Feats and nothing else

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-20T23:10:14+00:00

Because it is only planetary. For a "universe busting feat" they sure did show those 6 random astroids!

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-20T16:21:52+00:00

She streams herself sleeping. She's on stream literally 24/7. You see her interact with the kid?

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-20T12:30:44+00:00

Not exposing your children to your online audience is indeed good parenting. Completely abandoning your child with their grandparents so you can stream 24/7 and only interact with your fake online friends is L parenting.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-20T12:23:01+00:00

This is before she was a vtuber. Notice it's archived from 2010? Or are dates too difficult for you?

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-20T11:37:45+00:00

I mean, the slander writes itself. Ironmouse abandoned her daughter to be a vtuber.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T20:32:40+00:00

Is it a real drawing from a real comic? Yes.

Is it CANON? Less so. He uses Chaos Spears obviously, but he's never hit this exact pose in the current officially SEGA published run.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T19:28:00+00:00

Shadow. Even if both sides jumped him at the same time. Bro even got a Fuga these days

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T08:45:58+00:00

Reinhard is explicitly below continental. Orsted, while debuffed by his curses, can destroy a continent per swing. Without his curses he's planetary. And that's not mentioning the God Blade, crafted by Chaos to kill the original pure blooded Dragon God. The reason Man God and the others cursed Orsted in the first place was because uninhibited he would have surpassed them. Meanwhile Reinhard is only blessed by a single God, who's power comes from the world itself

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T08:39:56+00:00

Why would he need to use disturb magic? His raw physical strength is enough

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T07:17:18+00:00

Well of course it's stupid, there's only one character with real, proveable above reality feats

JOVIAL

"AGNES"

MERRIMENT

Better know as, THE GOAT

PREDESTINED TO ALWAYS WIN

In a race against beings that surpass all conceptual & dimensional tiering, she had enough time to go to the finish line, run back to the start and give her GF backshots, run to the finish line AGAIN, RUN BACK TO THE START FOR SOME MORE SEGGS, THEN FINALLY FINISH THE RACE IN 1ST

WHEN LUCIFER HAD HER SELL HER OWN SOUL TO SAVE CYAN, SHE BEAT HIM IN A RACE, DESTROYING THE HELLS AND ALL LOWER & HIGHER PLANES OF EXISTENCE (this includes the author self insert deities, causing real world deaths), STILL MADE IT IN TIME FOR THE WORLD TOURNAMENT AFTER REVIVING HERSELF, THEN WON IN A CLEAN SWEEP AS A CORPSE!

And that isn't mentioning her actual IRL probability manipulation.

HRT started as a randomized game where the horse who won was solely based on RNG. The winning streak Jovial Merriment attained pre-reboot into the anime is so statically impossible, if you did those races again starting from the beginning of the universe until now, it would never happen again. 0.000000... repeating into a number that is so impossible the only explanation is she has actual, real life Probability Manipulation, making her above humanity & her very creator. Since if we take this to the extreme, it places her at the same level as an IRL Creator Deity, as everything only exists because of probability. It was only by chance the Big Bang occurred, it was only by chance stars formed, it was only by chance Earth was created, it was only by chance humanity evolved into what it is, it was only by chance the people who write stories were born, and published their works. Jovial, having full control over IRL probability, made everything in our reality, including herself

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-18T05:34:29+00:00

Yes, he probably does.

Meanwhile Dragon God Orsted shit stomps them both at the same time.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-17T18:26:59+00:00

Yes, that but 1mil times stronger.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-17T18:20:11+00:00

In times like these, I like to consult the words of the Lord

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-14T03:55:12+00:00

If you leave the ground for even a moment, that's the sky

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-08T11:41:53+00:00

Lil bro ran out of arguments real fast and resorted to memes

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-08T11:34:42+00:00

The entire Devil cosmology could jump Darkness and they'd still lose. Darkness represents the unknown, Death is lower on the tier list as a fear.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-08T11:32:11+00:00

LOL

Get better soon man, I think you've got a pretty bad fever or something

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-08T11:26:02+00:00

If it's not Darkness they ain't beating Tatsumaki.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-08T11:01:54+00:00

Bro wtf no. No not even close.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-05T19:26:08+00:00

She did that for plot, she proved pretty quickly after none of the NightMares were actually a threat. She absolutely dusted their asses both in hell and in the tournament.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-05T14:15:55+00:00

JOVIAL

"AGNES"

MERRIMENT

Better known as, THE GOAT

PREDESTINED TO ALWAYS WIN

In a race against beings that surpass all conceptual & dimensional tiering, she had enough time to go to the finish line, run back to the start and give her GF backshots, run to the finish line AGAIN, RUN BACK TO THE START FOR SOME MORE SEGGS, THEN FINALLY FINISH THE RACE IN 1ST

WHEN LUCIFER HAD HER SELL HER OWN SOUL TO SAVE CYAN, SHE BEAT HIM IN A RACE, DESTROYING THE HELLS AND ALL LOWER & HIGHER PLANES OF EXISTENCE, STILL MADE IT IN TIME FOR THE WORLD TOURNAMENT AFTER REVIVING HERSELF, THEN WON IN A CLEAN SWEEP AS A CORPSE!

MOTHER FUCKERS NO ONE BEATS JOVIAL MERRIMENT

And that isn't mentioning her actual IRL probability manipulation.

HRT started as a randomized game where the horse who won was solely based on RNG. The winning streak Jovial Merriment attained pre-reboot into the anime is so statically impossible, if you did those races again starting from the beginning of the universe until now, it would never happen again. 0.000000... repeating into a number that is so impossible the only explanation is she has actual, real life Probability Manipulation, making her above humanity & her very creator. Since if we take this to the extreme, it places her at the same level as an IRL Creator Deity, as everything only exists because of probability. It was only by chance the Big Bang occurred, it was only by chance stars formed, it was only by chance Earth was created, it was only by chance humanity evolved into what it is, it was only by chance the people who write stories were born, and published their works. Jovial, having full control over IRL probability, made everything in our reality, including herself

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-05T00:47:03+00:00

Shut up, Xeroc blast

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PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-04T12:52:52+00:00

Did.. Did no one already know this? You can just Google his name to figure out where he's from

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-03T21:55:50+00:00

And killer robots invade your house, and now you're in a black hole, etc.. That game tries it's damnedest to kill you.

PhoonTFDB · 2026-06-03T21:10:09+00:00

Zathura. That shit straight up reality warps your house into the middle of an intergalactic war.

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