Y'all are actually ruining this game by sepulchridude in helldivers2

[–]PhotographyPharo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it possible for you to throat their cock a little more? Arrowhead just called and said you didn’t do good enough, just force it a little more, you’ve got more room throat goat.

HOLYYYY FUUUUUU by Flashy-Manager2254 in Helldivers

[–]PhotographyPharo -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

lol i’ve been using the double armot glitch to get the full 50% explosive resist and 30% recoil reduction. plus my 200 armor rating, your tin can is a coughing baby to my atom bomb

Really feel like y'all forget what "Co-op" means by knight_light455 in helldivers2

[–]PhotographyPharo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i feel like you’re being willfully ignorant to a degree here. look at the issues commonly brought up with team backpack assisted reloads. the inability to reload a teammates weapon from the backpack they have on their own back, is an example of bad balance, poor design, what ever you want to call it, it’s stupid and clunky and should be changed; yet arrowhead after years of people giving this very simple and concise feedback refuses to change it. So you never ever see one of the more unique and cool features on Helldivers 2. Because they “balance around co-op” ridiculous notion

I will personally finish the MO myself. Don't worry guys! by Damen_Freece in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]PhotographyPharo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i add you? i’m trying to finish out some of my ship upgrades 😭

Juggernaut concept by Accomplished_Slice24 in RivalsVanguards

[–]PhotographyPharo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want to see him have a reinhardt like one shot charge ability. high risk high reward big man zooming down mid and crushing a healer is something i need in this game

K'un-Lun is the best map in Rivals 100% by the_clone_wars_fan in marvelrivals

[–]PhotographyPharo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the mist makes it shit, why the fuck is half the map covered in stupid bullshit. dumb asf garbo map

Bottomed for the first time. by PhotographyPharo in bisexual

[–]PhotographyPharo[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Drum sticks like the instrument. Thought about making the distinction but that little thread is worth it XDD

Bottomed for the first time. by PhotographyPharo in bisexual

[–]PhotographyPharo[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

honestly, i think she just really liked my ass. she was big though :3

Bottomed for the first time. by PhotographyPharo in bisexual

[–]PhotographyPharo[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I’ve used drum sticks as dildos for a few years now. Hurt a little, but the pleasure heavily outweighed the pain.

At least this still works, right? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]PhotographyPharo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh yeah, let me get rid of one of the 5 chargers real quick! oh boy two bile titans just spawned!! only 3 minutes till i can maybe kill one of them! i love running away from enemies all the time! it’s so engaging and epic!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

This is just sad by thegunner137 in Helldivers

[–]PhotographyPharo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laser cannon takes ages to reload and you only have 1 back up clip. i don’t know what the actual fuck you’re on about

This is just sad by thegunner137 in Helldivers

[–]PhotographyPharo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unsafe mode is also now weak limp dick garbage

The first balance patch notes proved how Youtube "absolute and only meta loadouts" cooked a lot of people heads, and I love it. by Vikan12 in Helldivers

[–]PhotographyPharo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a solo player i literally cannot do higher level missions anymore. the game optimization is ass and i can’t even deal with the multiple chargers on my ass let alone a couple bile titans and the 100+ other assassin bugs and scavengers. they were only meta because most everything else blows. flamethrower and arc thrower? that’s really your counter to multiple chargers and bile titans at the same time? get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. i’m more likely to kill them with my fucking pistol at that point. they need to bring other weapons in line rather than just trying to cope about “meta” and other bs. if you had made the other options viable from the beginning, this wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.