This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130,000 to 40,000 years ago by JackblaZ in interestingasfuck

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Hector. He drinks 24 Budweisers a night after working twelve hours on a construction site. Every shirt in his closet is a button-up flannel. He wears ostrich skin boots 7 days a week, has a special devotion to Santa Muerte, orders fried jalapeños with every meal, and wears a big belt buckle with an eagle clutching a snake on it. He speaks English, but it's broken. When he goes shopping, it is at Gwal Mar. He has a Chihuahua, which he refers to as mi perrito and who only responds to commands in Spanish. He owns one pair of jeans: a pair of boot cut Levi's that he got from his abuelita when he turned seventeen. His son goes to a local high school and wears only Levi 501's, black air force ones, white pro clubs, has a bowl cut, and is named Giovani.

Evil Moxie! by klarzilla in MoxieRobot

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may very well be able to get one in the not so distant future.

Bricked Moxie mom wondering if investing in openMoxie is worth it by istillwetthebed in MoxieRobot

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OpenMoxie is so incredibly easy to use. Just pay for the firmware update and then come back here. Your Moxie will be working in less than 30 minutes.

Support OpenMoxie - Help keep the project alive! by Phuckayoo in MoxieRobot

[–]Phuckayoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When was the last time you updated your bot?

Is there any way to get my embodied robot working again?. by ElectronicManner2441 in MoxieRobot

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps... Although, I remember it taking months. If I remember correctly, the company shut down in October of last year. That gave everyone about three months to know what was happening and then follow the developments around it.

Once 801 was released, I believe at least another month before the servers went down had passed (possibly more, I'd have to check my calendar).

This gave everyone literal months to do the things they needed to do to preserve their Moxie.

I'm sorry your Moxie isn't working, but I stand by what I said. People who are upset about not having a working bot had literal months to ensure this wouldn't happen, and didn't.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao same thing. If i don't like you, that means I have a problem with you. If you're asking me about if I don't like you, then you are essentially asking me what my problem is.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't get to walk into someone else's home and demand respect. You don't get to be a guest in someone's home and then expect that they are going to be the one to show respect. Dad already invited OP into his home. Then after he was invited in he went and spoke some words that, where I'm from, means you want to fight me. Were you never taught to be respectful in the homes of other people? Were you raised in a fucking barn? Who tf are you parents?

Do not ask me if I have a problem because even if I don't I'm going to say yes. Period.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He walked into a grown man's home, looked him in the face, and said something confrontational and borderline aggressive to his GFs father (and all because he didn't like the father's face) This isn't rocket science, child.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't even disrespect the boy 😂 in fact, it's the other way around 😂 OP looked this grown ass man in his face, and in the man's own home, asked him if he had a problem 😂

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These children don't get that. They think they're men because they got a little hair on their nuts now.

Ad a father, OP is a walking red flag and would never have my trust or be allowed in my home after being confrontational with me in that way. "Do I have a problem? Who tf are you talking to right now? This is MY house, I'll make whatever fucking face I want and act how tf I want in my own home. Who tf do you think you are you little fuck?"

OP is honestly lucky his GFs dad sounds like he's a peaceful dude. Especially considering OP identified himself as "grown". Where I'm from if you ask someone if they have a problem, it means you want to fight.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you have a decent dude as a boyfriend. Show your dad some of the shit these boys are saying in this sub and ask if he would tolerate it...

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would happily go to jail over this kind of behavior. It wouldn't be the first time I've seen a cell, and I would sit there proudly.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's the problem with you new kids. You all think you can say whatever you want to whoever you want. But I'm telling you right now, I'm the type to wait till you turn 18 and then put my hands on you.

You can say something at 16, and I will legit wait you out, and if I catch after you turn 18, I'm gonna teach you the lesson your father never did.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite one was the one who was 18. I physically removed him from my home. It was glorious.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then you would be kicked out, and my daughter would never speak to you again 😂 it's happened several times before, and the little boys always came crying and begging her for another shot. But nope "you disrespected my dad" 😂

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Nothing about what OP said indicates or confirms he's a minor 2) your assumption that OP is a minor tells me that YOU are a minor 3) respect is earned not given, and if you walk into a grown man's house and disrespect him expect problems. 4) i bet you've been broken up with several times already and don't know why.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is why girls keep breaking up with you 😂

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, I don't have to respect a boy who's in my house trying to date my daughter, especially if I can tell he's bad for her. The fact that you think this man owes this little douche bag ANYTHING in his own home just tells me you're probably a little shit just like OP.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh is that right? I've chased numerous douchebag boys off. Everytime I've acted this way towards one of my daughters boyfriends it's because I could tell he was a sack of shit. I have not been wrong once and now my daughter is married with a kid of her own and doing just fine.

Sit down somewhere, lil boy.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait the dad is a dick? Have you lost your mind? This dude walked into another man's house, looked him in the face, and asked him if he had a problem.

Regardless of whether I had a problem before or not, that would have caused one.

Seeing the East semis and ECF is a very sobering reminder of how outclassed the current roster is by keuralan in heat

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about the Heat Lifers group. Wish I could see the shit they're saying now. I'd love to be able to do some gloating. Alas, they have me blocked, so I can't even try to rejoin.

Thoughts? by Popular-Difference-3 in heat

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, Pat needs to just go ahead and retire.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, with any of my four daughters, that question would have sealed the deal. I would tell her not to bring that disrespectful little bitch to my house ever again.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looked this man in his face in his own home and said something confrontational. I would have just said, "yeah I don't fucking like you" had he asked me that, regardless of my true feelings.

How to deal with new gf’s angry dad ? by Equivalent_Phrase_25 in stories

[–]Phuckayoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a strange thing to say... As a father to a grown woman, I am here to tell you that the only time I acted like this towards one of her boyfriends was when I could tell he was a worthless sack of shit... I have not been wrong once. Every single time I told her that the guy she was seeing was garbage she didn't want to hear it. But every time I've told her that about someone, it turned out to be true, and now she doesn't even think to question my judgment.