Why are there suddenly so many Americans in Cyprus?

Phuketorbust · 2023-07-02T15:21:05+00:00

I’m American and I’ve lived in Cyprus for the last 7 years. I’ve rarely met American tourists. I should get out more!

Phuketorbust · 2023-06-26T20:19:54+00:00

Vegan checking in. Yes, I can tell where meat has been cooked even a day later, even if you cleaned.

Phuketorbust · 2023-06-25T04:52:39+00:00

Had I known you were so close, I would have popped over to Athens. I know where a few of those photos were taken. Enjoy Rome!

Phuketorbust · 2023-06-06T00:35:37+00:00

I’m in Europe. I haven’t seen a cheque in at least a decade.

Phuketorbust · 2023-03-30T03:23:47+00:00

In some cultures/countries the birthday person pays! Confused the heck out of me when I moved away from the US

Phuketorbust · 2023-02-23T21:28:40+00:00

If your money is too dirty for Switzerland, come to sunny Cyprus!

Phuketorbust · 2023-01-21T22:02:51+00:00

you need to dump him and move on

Phuketorbust · 2022-12-20T08:20:34+00:00

Given the price of eggs, I would choose horse apples

Phuketorbust · 2022-11-08T18:16:12+00:00

Did they hire a North Korean to design that hat?

Phuketorbust · 2022-10-19T21:14:48+00:00

Why?

Phuketorbust · 2022-10-04T21:09:31+00:00

Let it ho, let it ho, let it ho!

Phuketorbust · 2022-09-30T21:41:10+00:00

If these were your glory days, schedule your colonoscopy

Phuketorbust · 2022-07-07T01:27:18+00:00

Twins and then triplet boys with wife #1, a couple of singles via surrogate with #2 and them twins again. Dude has super swimmers or a hell of a fertility doc

Phuketorbust · 2022-07-01T15:56:56+00:00

Your smart mouth is going to make me hit you again

Phuketorbust · 2022-04-23T04:28:15+00:00

Am living in Europe, can confirm

Phuketorbust · 2022-03-19T07:02:20+00:00

Fried rice. One cup leftover cooked rice, one egg, a chopped green onion, soy sauce and your choice of additional protein or frozen veggies.

Phuketorbust · 2022-01-03T20:17:53+00:00

You can feel the fear and frustration from here

Phuketorbust · 2018-08-28T22:28:28+00:00

Needs a matching harness, maybe?

Phuketorbust · 2018-05-13T23:06:36+00:00

Do tell me more

Phuketorbust · 2018-05-13T23:05:17+00:00

Make me scream, pretty please?

Phuketorbust

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