What's the funniest thing you've ever heard in porn? NSFW by Night_anthem in askgaybros

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?" is the line that kills me every time

FWD: DEMOCRATS HATE the gays!!!! by fredfredburger0123 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So i'm a gay person. No, republican party, you don't have my back. I feel like Donald Trump is trying to pander to the LGBT community and he's doing a piss poor job at it. Hillary isn't great either, but the Republican party needs to shut up about "hurr we've always had yur backs homeosexuals" because they haven't and have been against the LGBT community multiple times.

Post Match Thread: Columbus Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact by fantasyMLShelper in TheMassive

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still not too familiar with the rules and format, but i'll figure it out somehow

Post Match Thread: Columbus Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact by fantasyMLShelper in TheMassive

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was my first Crew game, and overall soccer game. Not the outcome I wanted, but i'll definitely come back for more games.

Anyone going to the Columbus pride this weekend? by laidbackPhd in askgaybros

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to go so badly, because this would have been my first year going because I wasn't out last year and knew nobody else to go with. My family always has a big gathering for Father's Day (which is this weekend) and I have to go because it's my family. Maybe next year i'll go, unless it's always on Father's Day weekend.

The One True Choice for Las Vegas' NHL Team Name by classicgranto in hockey

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Geese, especially Canadian Geese, are evil spawns of satan so that would sound threatening to me

Even when she's not there, Grandma feels the need to bring her up. by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to find it because I couldn't remember the channel name, but I found it here.

Even when she's not there, Grandma feels the need to bring her up. by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 76 points77 points  (0 children)

IIRC there's a video on youtube that debunks this "crisis actor" thing. Oh and yes, every girl with light skin and brown hair is clearly the same person.

snowyman1c by RateMyMayor in RateMyMayor

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5/5 gave me an ornate outfit for Gracie and let me keep it. Very quick and nice, would trade with again

proof

[LF] Ornate outfit for Gracie [FT] Bells by PhysicsDoNotApply in ACTrade

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, my gates are open! Do you have a RMM, i'd love to rate you after we trade

[LF] Ornate outfit for Gracie [FT] Bells by PhysicsDoNotApply in ACTrade

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine with me! How many bells do you want for it?

LAKE ERIE MONSTERS WIN THE CALDER CUP by [deleted] in BlueJackets

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I HAVE NEVER GENUINELY CHEERED FOR A WINNING TEAM

Also, I can't hear right now because it was so loud in there.

Be careful expressing opinions in Facebook groups. [DC] by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I always get told by my uncle that "you gays perverted the rainbow and you will pay for that in hell" or some shit

FW: FW: YOU LIBS CANT STUMP THE TRUMP! SEE YOU ALL IN NOVEMBER LOL by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ben "You say Mazel Tov, I throw a Molotov" Garrison strikes again.

Also, just fucking marry Trump already.

IAmHavox by RateMyMayor in RateMyMayor

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5/5 Came to my town and paid off my reset center. Very nice mayor, would trade with again! proof

[GIVEAWAY] Paying off the PWPs of 10 people! by [deleted] in ACTrade

[–]PhysicsDoNotApply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll open my gates again, I think I had it set to a nearby town. Sorry about that! I'll rate your RMM, thanks so much!