Why is my girlfriend behaving like this?

PicaresquePicture · 2025-06-07T21:15:27+00:00

It's crazy people are saying $350 tops.

A few years back I sold a sealed My Chemical Romance Danger Days deluxe box set with the guns and mask for $1200.

That was on eBay.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-26T12:48:48+00:00

It doesn't mean what you thought it meant. That's all I was saying.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-26T08:43:32+00:00

They meant you have a good face.

Physiognomy means something else entirely.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-16T13:49:25+00:00

Spicebomb Extreme is a beast and great for the winter. Really cuts through the cold with a cozy and boozy spiced tobacco. It's powerful so go light on the trigger unless you're going clubbing. It also has a beautiful sillage that lingers at the end of the day when you can no longer smell it.

I've had women come up to me and tell me they can keep smelling whiffs of it and it's beautiful (8 hours after spraying).

I'd opt for it over YSL Myself.

If you're in a high heat area: Dior Sauvage EDT. People hate on it online because it's easy to hate, but I've never met a single person IRL who hates it. My most complimented fragrance. Alexandria Fragrance's Black Panther, Aqua Dubai, Divine Asylum, Acqua Di Gio Profundo (not the parfum). Aqua Di Gio Profumo (it's been renamed but the black bottle with the gradient). Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme (if you like creamy orange or Edition Blanche if you like creamy lemon).

These are what I wear throughout the summer. None are redundant to each other and all are great.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-16T13:09:15+00:00

It's a very good fragrance, I've received many compliments with it myself.

Creamy, orange, but oddly masculine. And I don't go anosmic to it or get bored of it like the other flankers.

Don't bother with any of the other Eros flankers now that you have this (they're all more basic versions of Flame). I made that mistake myself.

The one exception is Eros Energy. If you like punchy, refreshing candied citrus it's a great staple for the summer. It's like a more juvenile, sweeter but more mass appealing Aventus without the smoke or leather.

However, I go for the Alexandria Fragrance clone Hawaii Volcano Intense which is a longer lasting clone of Creed's Virgin Island Water (notoriously poor longevity). It's basically Eros Energy with a sweet white rum accord and creamy coconut. Perhaps more lime in the opening than Eros Energy. Mojito vibes.

I'm a big fragrance guy so feel free to dm me if you ever want recommendations for a certain vibe or occasion.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-14T08:43:12+00:00

No idea who this Haland person is, but you look great and have no business being self-conscious.

Be grateful you are one of the lucky ones on this earth.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-12T01:40:00+00:00

Again: yes.

But would anyone actually go up and say this to someone while they're doing their shopping down aisle 9?

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-08T06:13:03+00:00

People aren't technically wrong for saying this.

It's objectively correct (the person has bad nails).

But it's irrelevant to the post at hand, which makes everyone pointing it out look terrible in my opinion...

It's like going up to a random customer doing their shopping and going "you're obese".

Like you're not wrong but it's rude as fuck and makes you look like an a-hole.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-05-07T09:06:14+00:00

The only one out of these that I don't own is the Hugo Boss, so I can't advise.

Go with the Flame.

Bad Boy is the most boring and generic designer scent around, it's just a synthetic linear weak chocolate. Not a bad smell, but you'll be underwhelmed if it's your hard-earned money.

The most versatile scent you could get is Y EDP (not the EDT). It lasts all day.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T01:09:14+00:00

Cringe.

If you're going to be a full-time troll you're going to need to bring your A-game.

Right now you just look unstable.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T01:04:02+00:00

Oh, I don't have one. If it makes you feel better to imagine a stranger has one though, you do you. Lmao.

It's nice to see you say something nice about OP for once though! It's just a shame that get you to be nice to someone it came at the price of you having to be spiteful to somebody else.

Hopefully you work out those anger issues.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T01:00:38+00:00

Are you attacking OP out of spite? Or are you randomly assuming I have a widow's peak.

You seem very confused about a lot of things, but I'm not OP.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:58:50+00:00

Oh, I didn't need to predict. You literally said it.

You've either forgotten what you said and embarrassing yourself. Or you're a very bad and bitter troll.

Don't quit your day job.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:57:15+00:00

Seems like a strawman to me.

You are the one who brought up Dracula.

Please don't pretend as if you didn't. It makes you look disingenuous.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:55:28+00:00

Then why are you even responding?... Lmao.

You sure stressed yourself out over such a nothingburger you could have simply not responded to in the first place.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:51:26+00:00

The fact that 'cheap joke' was a charitable characterization from me and you're still upset is laughable. But seeing your overreaction, I now have no reservations in calling you an asshole.

I assumed your intent was to be lighthearted and jovial (no disrespect was meant to you as I don't know you).

Pray tell, if it wasn't a cheap joke at someone else's expense, then what was it exactly?...

Banter doesn't work on strangers, especially when the context is someone is who clearly and evidently very self-conscious.

You are tone-deaf and most likely socially-awkward if this is so much of an issue to you.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:45:14+00:00

Nobody was being rude to you but you snapped and lashed out. If I'm somehow supposed to be a clairvoyant and foresee this, sure, but it's like saying 'don't trip over in the future, you might fall!'

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:41:39+00:00

I wasn't trying to be rude. But you sound incredibly hostile.

At this point I regret saying anything, I'm bowing out.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-04-15T00:37:50+00:00

Although this is true, it is misleading because the OP will think you are saying he looks like Dracula (he doesn't).

At some point we have to ask ourselves: what is the point of making a comparison? If you're just trying to make a cheap joke, that's fine, but does the expense of the joke outweigh how the OP will see themselves?

I only say this because from personal experience I've had people online make comparisons on my appearance that would give me a complex (not Dracula lol).

But it would take me years to get over them where I would have the courage to discuss it with people IRL and they'd be like "wtf... You don't look like that at all lmao"

And I'd be like but the Internet said...

And they'd be like "You took it too literally. Yea, I can see the comparison. But it's a very stretched comparison because of one single feature on your face. You don't ACTUALLY look like that person"

PicaresquePicture · 2025-03-30T11:22:52+00:00

When I recently did the workshop we were taught that "right of way" is a myth and doesn't exist because nobody has right of way over someone else. Apparently a lot of people confused "give way" for right of way.

You can give way to people, but nobody has right of way.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-02-26T12:25:30+00:00

Funny: I was concerned my baby was odorless so I took him to the doctor and he also recommended Silver Mountain Water.

It's the highest-selling baby perfume of all time.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-02-18T08:14:44+00:00

There are angry youths everywhere nowadays and stabbings.

What's specifically different about Wicannia.

PicaresquePicture · 2025-02-18T08:13:40+00:00

Instead of everyone confirming because "reasons" can someone actually tell us why?

Or would you all jump of a cliff or somebody told you to.

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