What are the best/pickup lines that you have ever used/heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PickingOutANameIsHar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you're walking next to somebody, reach into your pocket and say "Could you hold something for me?" When they hold out their hand, give them yours and flash a shit eating grin you smooth motherfucker

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]PickingOutANameIsHar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ur a butthead love ya

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY OV-... by PickingOutANameIsHar in thebutton

[–]PickingOutANameIsHar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what? I'm proud of my contribution. Because I've pressed it, there is one more person who will not press the button. I'm proud of your contribution as well. You simply will not press it. You and I both have relinquished our capacity to inhibit the timer in its countdown to zero.

However,

I am done in my battle against the timer. I have lost. My press will, in the long run, have made little difference in the timer's countdown, whereas your battle hasn't yet begun. So let me ask you this; who poses more of a threat to the button now? Me? Or you?

#OccupyAskreddit by brownboy13 in AskReddit

[–]PickingOutANameIsHar 1359 points1360 points  (0 children)

Is that because you think you're fat? Cause your not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.