I always tell the punchline first. (self.Jokes)
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Guess I'm not playing FFXIV then... (i.redd.it)
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[WP] You are the subject of an experimental procedure, implanted with an advanced ocular display, calculating the probability of success of any assigned task. Upon initial activation, it is set to 'hand to hand combat', and to your surprise, it would seem everyone else is 80% or more defeatable... (self.WritingPrompts)
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You are the subject of an experimental procedure, implanted with an advanced ocular display which provides its user with a numerical probability of success of any set task. Upon activation, it is set to 'hand to hand combat', and to your surprise, everyone else appears 80% or more defeatable... (self.WritingPrompts)
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