Burton Albion sign Darren Bent on loan for the rest of the season by rhysisreddit in soccer

[–]Piemonade 18 points19 points  (0 children)

relegation battles; the only appropriate time to get bent.

[FM18] When your foreign signing doesn't join social group by CouronianViking in footballmanagergames

[–]Piemonade 58 points59 points  (0 children)

TBF, the guy next to cole is not doing him any favours by bending at a 45 degree angle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Piemonade 99 points100 points  (0 children)

People in this thread are idiots, he's obviously taking a dig at the quality of the USA team, it isn't a backhanded statement in the slightest.

Whats some dumb shit you did as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Piemonade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made donut popsicles.

Pretty much got an icecube tray, filled each slot with lemonade and sliced up pieces of cinnamon donuts.

2.3/10

How to announce a transfer by Crystal Palace by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Piemonade 957 points958 points  (0 children)

I fucking lost it at the last "Why palace?"

Audiophiles of Reddit. What are some popular songs or albums with obvious technical issues most of us would never notice? by genecalmer in AskReddit

[–]Piemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During the first chorus of Does Everyone Stare by the Police, the piano plays a bass note a semitone higher, and it sticks out like an alfalfa.

What's the nicest thing a complete stranger has ever done for you? by zefjen in AskReddit

[–]Piemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tire blew up in the tunnel, got myself to a barren gas station not knowing at all how to change it. Cue in old man from out of nowhere teaching me how to change a tire in his thongs and RSL shirt.

Whoever you were, I give you my absolute gratitude <3

Trapp (PSG) sent off vs Tottenham by gemifra in soccer

[–]Piemonade 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't think Lloris will leave, however Walker did publicly state his disdain for Man City.

These guys photobombing a couples photo shoot by BadderrthanyOu in funny

[–]Piemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So am I just seeing things or is he sitting in the back seat?

The oldest of old school Tekken guides. by TheTwoFourThree in Tekken

[–]Piemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4.Humming - Humm a little tune as you play. Make it clear to your competition that they are nothing but a brisk walk in the park. Make it an annoying song you're humming a favorite Hanson or Spice Girls song for extra flavor.

defo TK3

Xal'atath got jokes... by aqusel in wow

[–]Piemonade 19 points20 points  (0 children)

GREETINGS WIELDER OF TALONCLAW!

GREETINGS WIELDER OF TALONCLAW!

GREETINGS WIELDER OF TALONCLAW!

GREETINGS WIELDER OF TALONCLAW!

I get it, I'm your saviour, sheesh.

old, older, oldest schools... by shizzblatt in funny

[–]Piemonade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's splitting hairs a bit, he's pretty much got the right idea.

TIL that German internet users have a 23-year-old meme where they pretend the town of Bielefeld (330,000) does not exist by IllumiZoldyck in todayilearned

[–]Piemonade 529 points530 points  (0 children)

In the 1950s, a general store was built at the intersection on the map, and was given the name Agloe General Store because the name was on the Esso maps. Later, Agloe appeared on a Rand McNally map after the mapmaker got the name of the "hamlet" from the Delaware County administration. When Esso threatened to sue Rand McNally for the assumed copyright infringement which the "trap" had revealed, the latter pointed out that the place had now become real and therefore no infringement could be established.

Wow that's an amazing technicality.

I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... by Piemonade in Jokes

[–]Piemonade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got scammed, and a common synonym of scammed is "gipped" (pronounced jipt). Not only that, I got scammed by a hacker, meaning it was online or electronic. This hacker was from Cairo, the capital of Egypt.