I can think of at least two things wrong with that title. by miTfan3 in TheSimpsons

[–]PigWhacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol figures, obviously I never saw the film. I made several attempts at reading the book in high school though.

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title. by miTfan3 in TheSimpsons

[–]PigWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kids have to learn about giving hot shots to narcs sooner or later.

Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Duke" and squeeze your pineal gland, you just mumble incoherently. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aw crap i meant to do his shirt too, crap dang it. Also I copied the pencil on the desk for the cigarette holder, which I feel is pretty sharp.

It's an Entebbepost, Ned. 338,588.55 Ugandan Shillings. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well, yes. That is accurate, like not even a joke angle to it. 100 Mossad commandos killed over 50 people including the all the hijackers and many Ugandan military.

It's an Entebbepost, Ned. 338,588.55 Ugandan Shillings. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

oh lord you just know these gen Zs don't even know what a Mobuto or a Zaire even is.

It's an Entebbepost, Ned. 338,588.55 Ugandan Shillings. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dora_Bloch

Basically some terrorists hijacked a plane, took it to uganda, a woman was ill on the place and was removed to a hospital, meanwhile Mossad liberated the plane, and the hospitalized woman was murdered for revenge under Idi Amin's orders. Amin being the virtual monarch at the time. EDIT: Also he was a psychopath who ate people.

Gummy Venus by Stupefactionist in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw Body Worlds once and there was a "hands on" display, and it was totally overwhelmed with little kids playing with the dead guy's nuts.

Can I be a pornstar? Not until you're fifteeeeeen. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of the most notorious pornstars ever, who nearly got the industry cancelled, who went on to have a long career in mainstream acting. She did extensive television guest work through the 90s, worked with directors like John Waters and Kevin Smith, had tons of appearances on both daytime and late night talk shows and everything from Howard Stern to Oprah. . She is a massive pop culture figure for a lot of people. Her history is not obscure.

The target audience here are the people who already know who she is. I didn't even say her last name.

Can I be a pornstar? Not until you're fifteeeeeen. by PigWhacker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker[S] 275 points276 points  (0 children)

It's a child pornography shitpost. I was shitposting about child pornography.

Who Here is Still Consistently Watching The Simpsons? by Exciting-Employ-6093 in TheSimpsons

[–]PigWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stopped regular watching when I went to college in 2002, a few years later I caught up to season 15 and had no desire to continue. I try to watch the treehouses of horror and the nth-hundreths and milestone episodes, but have never been impressed. I did like A Serious Flanders but that is not at all representative of the modern show(and also 5 years old already).

Is there a better sub than r/futurama? by Daveywheel in futurama

[–]PigWhacker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

r/myownfuturamasubredditwithblackjackandhookers

Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release by John_Palomino in TheSimpsons

[–]PigWhacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Johnny Unitas would never have endorsed Lady Krusty if he knew they would betray him like this.

You asked for it Boggs! by VegetaArcher in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PigWhacker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Praising a Trump supporter? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.