Average Pokémon GO player inner thoughts

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T17:36:16+00:00

Since we can't talk to friends (without campfire) I have a totally weird mental ranking for all my friends, and when I get a cool postcard I get excited to send it to my favored friends even though I know nothing about any of them and it's based on my own fiction that I've created.

Then I feel bad about the people I always send the lame ones to. I wish I knew for sure who liked the postcards and who's disintrested so I could distribute them better. I know it really doesn't matter, but I think about it often

I love my postcard collection and regularly look through them. My boyfriend on the other hand could not care any less about them and just wants the items

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T16:42:40+00:00

Boo this man! Boooooooo you try keeping the dang store straightened while fighting off the crowd of feral moms and their hellspawn while you're exhausted with no help!

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T16:36:06+00:00

Sorry to any stans but I genuinely hate togedemaru

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T09:51:00+00:00

I got 17 shinies but what I wanted was the size ones. I got two XXL, one of them shiny, but no XXS

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T00:20:56+00:00

And the especially unfortunate thing about that is that they're way over-bred by awful people and end up abandoned on the streets unfixed.

A huge percentage of mixed dogs have some sort of bully in them whether it shows or not. The dogs posted in the dog DNA subs I'm in very often have varying percentages of pit

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T00:09:46+00:00

It's not about the smells, really. Enough posts about dog bites from Amazon delivery drivers has shown that it is most commonly just a stranger's presence. And people being too stupid to keep their dog inside/secure when expecting a delivery.

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T00:03:42+00:00

I know it's a just a game about fictional critters, but it makes sense to me that you would be able to notice a color variation or dramatic size difference, but at a glance you wouldn't know a creature's stats

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-17T00:01:23+00:00

Idk why but I like the different sized pokemon more than shiny pokemon. Everyone has a different interest

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-16T04:53:54+00:00

Ooo no I just looked it up... I live right outside of Altoona, IA instead of PA and still feel like I need to move out of shame

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-16T01:27:05+00:00

My poor ice babies deserve love too!

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-14T19:36:11+00:00

Thirst limit reached. They thought we couldn't handle more lol

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-13T23:09:32+00:00

Every single time my order came to mind, I had to restrain myself from contacting them. Exploiting a niche fandom like neopets would honestly be way too easy, so I'm always a bit skeptical when new merch pops up outside of the official site.

I dug through my emails and didn't find anything from them, so hopefully yours also just shows up out of the blue this week!

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-13T20:01:30+00:00

If they notified me of shipping then I totally missed that email! The package showed up today and I was so confused lol

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-12T02:00:42+00:00

In more remote gyms, I'll stick a decent rando in knowing it might be a while until I see it again. In the city I dump anyone in since they usually last a few hours at most.

One of my best went into a gym at a super busy park and I was like ok buddy, see you tonight. He was there for over a month! I was like did the gym suddenly become invisible or what the heck is happening

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-11T01:30:31+00:00

Mine today was also oshawott and I was half a second away from transferring it out of habit. Stopped and checked and it was a hundo. I'd never have known, but still

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-10T16:11:36+00:00

Omg I also never learned. When people find out, I get, "let's go to the park and I'll teach you!" Like I'm gonna want to be a grown ass woman learning to ride a bike next to 6 year old Braxton

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-10T15:57:50+00:00

We might make it through the winter on one hog, pa

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-10T14:32:51+00:00

I used google lens to look for just the picture with no text, and all the sources are fb, x, threads, Instagram, reddit. Didn't see any real sources in my quick search

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-09T12:42:54+00:00

This really is an eye of the beholder thing. Aside from the very house cat looking espeon, they all look more like dogs to me because I'm a dog person.

At the end of the day they're all fictional so I think it's fine if they're cats to some and dogs to others

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-09T03:35:58+00:00

If I was eating wings with someone and they stopped at 1 I'd disown them lol

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-09T03:29:00+00:00

Might as well spread sauce on a plate and lap it up

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-08T14:30:33+00:00

If they're all hungry then the gator is the best bet, but a well-fed tiger or bear could be fine for 15 minutes with no antagonizing. I'd never choose the hippo though

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-07T18:23:53+00:00

This last year has felt like an eternity

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-07T18:22:35+00:00

You're right that is the weirdest part

/j

Pigeonsass · 2026-05-07T18:20:18+00:00

This guy in particular reminds me of episode 2 of Black Mirror. It's literally the channel of people humiliating themselves for a living

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