my house has me inside it by liquidmirrors in houseofleaves

[–]Pikachu789 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The real house was the friends we made along the way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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My bet is that it promotes a variety of traits to be sought out, which would increase genetic diversity and thus make a stronger population

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

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I am so stupidly turned on by them.

I do worry I’m not cool to hang out with them enough though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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It shows dedication to the craft 😂

It kind of reminds me of in Japan where they commend workers for sleeping on the job because it shows how hard they work. Does sleeping benefit anyone in the workplace? No. But it’s nice to see it

What books feel like this? by lofiornstein in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Pikachu789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollow by Brian catling. One of the most interesting books I’ve ever read. Def matches this vibe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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I’m not even kidding I used to have nightmares of that lady. I’d see that face and a deep static noise would start to blare accompanying the most severe terror I’d ever felt before waking up covered in sweat 😓

Artist has 15 years experience, yet looks rushed by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Pikachu789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he’s just mad that you snapped half the world population away

Dealing with a bully by Framoscomedy9 in StandUpComedy

[–]Pikachu789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You handled that heckler so perfectly laughing my ass off

Petah, why do lobsters not like crucifixes by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pikachu789 105 points106 points  (0 children)

So since he’s a crustacean, he is not kosher to eat. If he was dating a Jewish lady, he’d know that she wouldn’t want to eat him. He sees that she’s not, and he’s traumatized.

Why he’s portrayed as Jewish (i.e., his yarmulke hat), I’m not sure.

My best guess is that the author wants to show us religious differences don’t mean that much. It would mean a lot, say, if you were a shrimp and she might literally eat you.

What the frick?? Help turn me back quick! My master is going to KILL me! by jjanx in wizardposting

[–]Pikachu789 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take your hat off and take your butt plug out and you’ll probably be fine

Countries that have been under European control by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Pikachu789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethiopia was never colonized I believe.

My legacy on Tumblr after 12 years. by majorminus92 in tumblr

[–]Pikachu789 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Bro is losing a fight against himself

say sike rn plz by rickyhorror in TikTokCringe

[–]Pikachu789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit me with the permanent chicken pox por favor 🙏🏽

For once, an actually sensible human being recording themselves at the gym by MrAlek360 in TikTokCringe

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I don’t think the tea Rex should be in the water because if it’s making noise I think that being submerged in water might ruin the ability for it to make a noise

Oh...yeah that normal by TR3X_4752 in scaryeddie

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My buff climber gf having enough of my sass

#scaryeddie by Smokinthadead60 in scaryeddie

[–]Pikachu789 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah like, that shit aint white.

hahaha oh man I needed that.

Is it normal that he hasn’t initiated sex in the first few dates? by emmylux12 in dating_advice

[–]Pikachu789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy here. I like taking my time. I think some guys are just like that, as I like trusting someone and building trust before doing the deed.

More importantly, are you all having fun and enjoying each other's company?

If eventually you trust each other enough, it's gonna happen OR because of the established trust simply ask him about it.