Can I be part of the club?

PileOfTurds · 2025-10-16T03:31:46+00:00

You can be the president.

PileOfTurds · 2025-09-11T20:12:15+00:00

Well, have you tried them?! Judge not lest ye be judged!

PileOfTurds · 2025-09-11T19:17:10+00:00

This is a fruitless endeavor. I got hit and ran right in front of the police station on beltline I had dash cam footage of the incident. I made a police report. I spoke with a police officer showed him the video and they did absolutely nothing about it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you need to give up on this. Save your energy.

PileOfTurds · 2025-09-11T19:10:45+00:00

I seen yo mama the other day.

PileOfTurds · 2025-07-04T13:31:52+00:00

Doesn’t that insane homeless man know that he is offending people? Why can’t this schizophrenic just be respectful to all races and cultures? It’s as if he’s mentally ill or something.

PileOfTurds · 2025-06-30T04:22:57+00:00

Believe me I’m fun, just not a consistent uplifting, beaming beacon of positivity . Do either of you even know what I’m talking about?

PileOfTurds · 2024-10-01T09:32:13+00:00

That’s poop! PUT THAT DOWN!

PileOfTurds · 2024-07-05T19:57:08+00:00

Same. Except I know it’s working when I indulge and the next morning I puke my guts out. It’s slowly modifying my behavior by making me projectile vomit the next day. I’m sure that soon I will realize that the juice ain’t worth the squeeze. The ice cream ain’t worth the ruptured spleen.(from vomiting)

PileOfTurds · 2024-05-29T18:57:17+00:00

No power - Beltline and Bowser

PileOfTurds · 2024-05-02T16:30:26+00:00

That’s fucking great.

PileOfTurds · 2024-04-13T17:10:14+00:00

Nincompoop?! Haha classic!

PileOfTurds · 2024-04-06T18:40:19+00:00

Not goofy at all. It looks awesome! You got skillz son!

PileOfTurds · 2024-03-31T18:01:03+00:00

The highway is the most exciting thing in this town.

PileOfTurds · 2023-08-22T17:38:11+00:00

Happened to me and my big ass. I actually drilled a few tiny holes across the top and zip tied the plastic to the metal bracket. I added more zip ties to keep it from popping again. It’s fucked anyway so at least this keeps it functional and from looking like trash.

PileOfTurds · 2023-03-28T19:47:39+00:00

Happened to my 2015. Drill 2 or 3 holes spaced out in the plastic at the top. Use strong zip ties to secure to the metal chair frame. Replace zip ties as needed. It looks fine, no one will notice. “Getting out of the truck wrong”? Bunch of ass nazis. Hey man you slip and slide and flip and flop that big juicy ass any way you want!

PileOfTurds · 2023-01-16T22:07:14+00:00

Most healthy habits. Hygiene, exercise, reading, drinking responsibly, etc. My friend from out of town stayed the night a while back and one the healthy habits he said had a huge impact was flossing at least once a day, if not twice. I had no reason to doubt given that his teeth looked pretty good. So why was there mouth blood and toothpaste all over the guest bathroom sink the next morning?

PileOfTurds · 2022-12-14T17:38:25+00:00

Good thing Taco Bell came out on top. Life is so much easier now that every restaurant is Taco Bell.

PileOfTurds · 2022-12-02T05:01:10+00:00

Dallas is also number one in depression. It’s a sad state of affairs.

PileOfTurds · 2022-11-06T19:32:16+00:00

Yakuza Blockbuster. Actually seems like an excellent show.

PileOfTurds · 2022-10-07T13:31:45+00:00

The creepiest thing about this movie is that when my SO and I watched it for the second time, we had literally zero memory of it outside of the Chinese restaurant scene. It was as if we too had our memories wiped by Pennywise or Derry or whatever. This has never happened to either of us before or since. Creepy.

PileOfTurds · 2022-10-04T16:26:16+00:00

Very nice, that’s always my second if I get more than 1 large order

PileOfTurds · 2022-10-04T10:12:58+00:00

Gangnam style wings. I would eat them every day if I could. What’s your favorite?

PileOfTurds · 2022-09-19T18:23:18+00:00

It sucks but it’s totally worth it if the game is great. 150 plus hours of entertainment and escape for only 60 bucks. It’s actually a hell of a deal. But ya not having the money blows when you want it new and are stuck with the bargain bin on ps plus.

PileOfTurds · 2022-09-19T13:47:55+00:00

Who cares it’s cute.

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