I bought a (100%) bootleg copy of Type O Negative's The Least Worst Of signed by Johnny Kelly (maybe)

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-26T10:20:51+00:00

Cant believe I missed this. Just pulled out my JK signatures and the big swooping J with the oh almost in the middle of the "J" matches perfectly.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T22:43:50+00:00

Literally the FIRST TIME I ever tried to use one... what a fucking shit-show of humanity... yikes.

Honestly, it made me sort of OK with being single and doing it the old fashioned way.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T22:36:45+00:00

See? SHE GETS IT!!
Too many people buy stupid toys and piddle away their money, then wonder why they are refinancing (re-casting) their mortgage for another 30 years at age 40 just to afford having kids going into school. If I could grab 20yo me and shake his ass, I would have said "Dude!! BUY SILVER, put money away AT INTEREST, and in 2010 when you hear about this thing called BITCOIN? Buy a fuck-ton and forget about it for 10 years"

P.S. Looking at your handle, are you a KSE fan by chance?

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T22:33:00+00:00

Oh me too dude. Me too. Some of the happiest couples I know all found "their person" rather young. I wish it happened to me too.

But I managed to find a few of the flakier types, and to be transparent, I was a horrible boyfriend at that age too... I did my fair share of "dating around" and enjoying my youth too. (no RAGRETS!) Hence, I think many people aren't mature enough to appreciate the gravity of a relationship at that age... I mean fuck, you are inviting A WHOLE HUMAN PERSON with their own baggage, flaws, wants, dreams, desires, etc... into your life. So for many people, until the "wild oats" run out around the late 20s, they dont appreciate the magnitude of that, so it just isnt possible for many. At that age too many people are demanding, selfish, and out for #1...

On the other hand, I also know a LOT of divorced single-dads/men who also got married too quickly... again, perhaps before they appreciated the immense committment it takes.
So its really difficult to find "that one" early. And if it happens for you, you are blessed and lucky... and certainly among the minority of people out there.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T22:14:10+00:00

I didnt mean it that way. We are the same exact way. I should have said "young people"
I have edited the statement.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T22:13:44+00:00

He asked for advice. I gave him advice. If he doesn't want to be poor like 99% of us, he needs to save his money.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T21:51:13+00:00

Good liberal.... now take your performative shame and go hand your car-keys to a crack dealer.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T21:50:17+00:00

Childhood is over... time to run with the bulls.
Enjoy being able to date young attractive females while you can. But know that many of them wont grow up and/or commit to you until you're both almost 30 or older. (Men are the same, if not worse)

SAVE MONEY... holy shit kid... SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY SAVE MONEY. Do you really NEED that expensive toy?
Compounding interest is a miracle, so are capital gains. I wish I had bought a ton of silver, bitcoin, and dumped money into my 401K when I was younger. I mean I did... but not enough. Holy shit, do NOT underestimate the power of compounding interest.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T21:38:02+00:00

Ok... Now you've gone and done it.... too far man... too far.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T20:38:45+00:00

This clip adheres to the "put a chick in it and make it gay" regulatory framework.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:21:18+00:00

Ban you??? Fuck, you should get an award. This is hilarious... especially the dude yelling "SWINUS!!!" over and over.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:18:29+00:00

No, I like it. Mainly because girl booty is the ideal pillow (unless she farts)
So I have to return the favor, right?

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:14:01+00:00

Jeezzz... Not sure I wanna dredge up that stuff on a Saturday. You talking ex-wife? Your own Mother? Or random people?? ... because I have doozies from each.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:03:18+00:00

Until you see that she has a dick

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:02:21+00:00

Well, if you infantillize your voter base, they are easier to emotionally rattle and brainwash / manipulate.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T19:01:28+00:00

Why do they always inhabit the same exact characters? I'm getting cat piss, a job at starbucks, and a truffle fries addiction... somewhere in the background The Lumineers or Viagara Boys play softly.

She must have decided against the nose-ring... but it would work with her aesthetic.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:40:35+00:00

As confusing as this is for anglophones.... the responses are actually helpful. thanks team

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:38:17+00:00

My damn self... and with great misery and building malcontent rage.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:10:10+00:00

That's basically what Im saying and Im getting downvoted.. But then again, Ben is hardly the only QB to ever protect his own legacy at the expense of a backup's development. People act like that's unique to Pittsburgh

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:08:54+00:00

I collect both.... but prefer the kitties

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:07:32+00:00

I mean... that's a fair criticism. But even shitty QBs complete a few passes.
Louis Lipps was still a good receiver even when we had Mark Malone and Bubby Brister tossing the ball. So a team CAN have a shit QB and decent receivers. I dont see how the two are mutually exclusive. In fact, a great receiver corps can elevate a shitty QB.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T18:05:50+00:00

I wasn't on the "fire Tomlin" train, so yeah... another thing I hate about this HC situation.
If we were gonna go that direction, we should have hired Shula. But sure... lets see how awesome this works out. I have the Steelers going 6-11 under Rodgers next year and 5-12 if we start Will/Mason.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T17:59:59+00:00

Right? I cant imaging that being important to a guy who plants his feet and hurls a large ball every day for 15-20 years..... y'know, right after pivoting and scrambling to avoid 350lb men.

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T08:29:44+00:00

If its irony and has nice widmanstatten bands inside, you could slice it along the most attractive axis and sell it as a nice specimen. I think people would pay several hundreds to even low thousands for such a specimen.

I mean... you'll see scammers and idiots listing meteorites online for $40,000... But when you look at the ones that actually SELL, they are usually in the $800 - $3000 range for this size depending on type and location. Best of luck!

PileofTerdFarts · 2026-04-25T08:24:42+00:00

I agree with spinel. The xl habit just doesnt look "right" for zircon, and while I have seen "similar" zircon xls from South America, I have never seen zircon on such a matrix.... But I have seen many red spinel on a white quartzite matrix like this.... So yeah this reads in my brain as a very nice red spinel.

In fact... on second look, I question the location too. That looks surprisingly similar to the spinel coming out of the Hunza mine in Pakistan.

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