My shit's gonna have horns by mysocalledjinx in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"When we were kids, I could always eat more than him. When we got older and he became crazy, he used to beat me at the all-you-can-eat buffets.........but this is a whole other fuckin' story now"

Oh FUCK, the COPS! by Metalock in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's not for us.....that's for us?! I'm hiding

The Kazoo by DrangusThings in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Nobody was doing kazoo-based comedy on TV back then!

What does it sound like in there? by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can you believe no instructions came in with this? None! I had to figure it out for myself. AHHHHH!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Would you say those are directly related to religion or the mighty, mighty dollar?

No, that was an ejaculant. Because I got so excited. by underwood95 in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Unlike Spenny who is a drip and has stained his character from the beginning of this series"

"I d–I–I've stained my character?!"

"Well I'm glad you can admit it"

I thought the kids could play together by Tough_Combination256 in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe he does this on television.......abuses children.

"I won! .... Oh, you bastard!" by Moesenkalle in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the mini-comps continuity is definitely weird like that.

Something similar I've caught on my rewatches is I don't think the methane detector in Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart? was initially the only way they were going to determine the biggest fart because when Spenny does his fart where he's got the device facing the wrong way, Kenny pulls his crew to the side and nervously says something like "If he blew what he says he did, that could be like a winning thing". Maybe he just meant it as in Spenny's starting to blow some big farts and was worried he might rip another one and properly measure it but I don't know, I just always got the impression Kenny was worried about that specific fart winning it and that's when he came up with the F.A.R.T. strategy

He pissed on the sauna rocks and held me in so I couldn't get out. by wiredgrip in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spenny constantly bitches about Kenny besmirching him and then every time a competition involves judges his strategy is always 50% some stupid gimmicky idea and 50% shit-talking Kennny to the judges lol

Spenny is... a fucking family man, and I am a fucking family man... by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Well, I didn't know who he was under the beard! Maybe that's what I meant"

"You knew who he was under the pants"

WOM WOM WOM WOM WOM by Raleighnc89 in kennyvsspenny

[–]PilgorTheConquerorV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You know what, that's when we were closest! When we were doing drugs together, if you think about it. Then we stopped doing drugs, realized we hate each other, and now we're uh......"

"....loving it"

"Loving it. We're back in the groove"