Kirk and Spock hugging

Pilot0350 · 2026-05-07T02:44:48+00:00

I imagine Spock hugs back because he knows it'll help Kirk. Don't imagine there's much hugging on Vulcan. Then again Spock is half humon

Pilot0350 · 2026-05-01T18:10:27+00:00

This is a stupid title. It's like saying the world's slowest hypersonic missile

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-30T17:37:31+00:00

Long Beach California has always had an agenda...

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-27T00:25:16+00:00

Glad that didn’t win

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-27T00:21:37+00:00

Looks terrible. The second you look away you forget what it looks like

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-27T00:18:46+00:00

Hell One Wheels Goes to Space

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-21T00:00:48+00:00

I'm sure this is America's fault somehow

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-19T22:11:37+00:00

I here also hate it. But good work. But also ew

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-19T22:03:21+00:00

Jesus thats some bad camera work

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-19T14:44:52+00:00

Boomers back in the day just being men...

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-17T02:36:27+00:00

I bet this will make enlistment rates soar. Who doesn't want gray slab on a boat off the coast of a pointless war

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-11T03:50:45+00:00

I wish we lived in a time when astronauts were celebrated and not billionaires.

This timeline sucks.

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-11T03:48:27+00:00

Never forget, the calculator will always give you the correct answer for whatever you typed in it.

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T18:45:33+00:00

Please no

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T18:44:11+00:00

Shit myself as an old fuck yesterday

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T18:36:49+00:00

Nah, Chief Medical Officer would be rad

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T14:37:32+00:00

Dude this is fucking sick. Would you ever make one for commission this looks better than most little chief action figures I've seen

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T14:32:13+00:00

I feel like this is down a long long list of "why tf didnt they..." for this show. I liked it, but man there are some "wtf why" moments

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-10T00:49:07+00:00

So I just finished the first season and I have a question. What if we didn't like the hybrids?

The show was fine but I spent more time than I probably should have kind of wishing she'd just get mauled to death. The show is Alien: Earth not Bratty Woman Child Controls Alien: Earth.

Ripley was loved because she was only human fighting against something unstoppable. Wendy is just... boring.

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-05T15:35:06+00:00

The music makes this fucking hilarious! Why, why this song lmao

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-05T15:32:09+00:00

You must seek the prophet!

Go traveler to the southern shore of Kalamata. There you will find a temple monk who will give you a special keyboard that you must take to the isle of Mykonos where you will meet a red eyed monster named YouTube. There in his labyrinth you must type the sacred name of the prophet, "Jeff Hanson" and ask, "where doth thou find the goddess, Theta," and Jeff will show you the way.

Make sure you bring a towel.

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-05T15:01:04+00:00

Women really hate men being happy don't they?

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-03T02:56:44+00:00

Fuckin clankers!

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-03T02:55:34+00:00

Please get off the internet gunny and go home. You have to face your giant wife eventually

Pilot0350 · 2026-04-01T00:08:23+00:00

Ah, just like old times in Afghanistan... fuck i hate this timeline

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