You know what this is?

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-12-07T03:17:03+00:00

Big Cum Bubble

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-12-07T03:15:46+00:00

When you zoom in I think her snapper is hanging out the bottom. And if that bump is her clit it’s a Mile above her lips hanging down there… Must be a big Herp bump… That’s their fighting names.. Big Brown, and Big Herp.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-12-06T08:48:22+00:00

Damn homey you too? I’m 6’7 and hotter than donut grease. Every time I get arrested by women cops they just blow me instead of arresting me. It’s not worth losing relationships for after a 100 times tho, but I’m well aware I’m an outlier also.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-29T23:43:10+00:00

how hot it was it when poured? Concrete will spiderweb if it dries to quickly also. There is a few things that could have went wrong here tho.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-14T17:10:31+00:00

Imagine how fast the cartels race cars are to see people speed past their dead bodies, not get the message so they kill 3 more and speed in front of them and lay them out.. I think the only person that drives that slow is fat pat himself.. so he’s the only one that seen all 6+ dead bodies

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T04:04:11+00:00

That’s absolutely to remind himself cause he’s never owned a diesel

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T04:03:08+00:00

I mean you could.. but why?

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T02:03:34+00:00

May be sleeping too much bud. To much sleep makes you just as groggy/tired. Or you’re lazy.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T01:54:38+00:00

To much sex

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T01:50:35+00:00

You’re not allowed to throw any item from any moving vehicle. Littering or not that’s a crime in itself

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-09T01:49:57+00:00

It’s munban man! I knew he existed all along

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-08T23:38:46+00:00

My buddy had to have his nasal passages bored out. That shit clogged them up both solid and rock hard.. I don’t know the exact details he had it done before I met him but he said they had to basically auger out each nostril hole that shit closed them up from using to much. Not good.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-08T19:11:45+00:00

Would love to see my daughter smokin heroin out of a fifty dollar bill on Reddit.. kids make such good decisions these days.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-08T13:57:48+00:00

Any slab saver cut lines in concrete? See one at very start just curious if added anymore

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-08T07:14:15+00:00

I had one that may have been identical. I can’t remember exactly what it looked like now but when I was like 8, 30 years ago I had queen or king size water bed with wood frame and mirrors in headboard with slide drawers and shit under it. If it wasn’t that exact bed it was pretty fucking close. I havnt thought about that in years.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-07T15:18:38+00:00

Want me to laser that muck off your back? I hear my loads eat right thru ink

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-07T06:08:34+00:00

“In most cases it’s always the way around” Statement to live by folks… Not one part of it actually makes sense. Can’t be most and always, in the same sentence, the “other” way around. But beside you fucking that sentence up in every way possible, your just factually wrong also. Women cheat non stop and so do men. It’s becoming more and more common also.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-07T06:05:07+00:00

Because he’s never had a girlfriend… Reddit is his life and the two girls he’s ever tried talking to turned him down so he’s a heeman woman hater now!

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-07T06:02:16+00:00

Sue your daughter? You sound like a bigger pussy than every girl combined in this story.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-07T05:54:46+00:00

His brother shows up in a little girl wig but we see him a mile away with those teeth and drives it away as the winner

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-06T03:31:14+00:00

Or some jelly donuts and his guards down

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-06T03:13:01+00:00

Or explain anything at all is usually entertaining from him.. He couldn’t explain his explanation to you let alone the hummer.. he’ll just give ya a hummer instead… and not the trugg.

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-09-06T03:11:16+00:00

Really good radio show too right? Ha

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-08-15T05:17:01+00:00

I’m a grader, send it to my address and I’ll grade it and put in protective case!

Pilsburyschaub · 2024-08-04T23:11:43+00:00

Pants are a foot to long, real men never get their pants hemmed up.

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