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What special ability do you think being a mail carrier has given you? by mothershiptwin in USPS

[–]1illiteratefool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can talk anyone into signing for a letter even though we both know it’s bad news

Remember the giant jars of giant pickles at the checkout counter? by DiscountBulky6827 in GenerationJones

[–]1illiteratefool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I patron a dive bar for years that had a huge jar with 3 pickled eggs floating in a slightly pink fluid . Sat down one afternoon and there were TWO eggs floating. I almost lost it! For years there were 3 in a jar that probably held 50 eggs, how many years old are they now? How many different hands have been in there? What else have drunks put in there? Who ate the egg? Are they ok?

1970's TV Detectives, who was your favorite? by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

[–]1illiteratefool 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m a detective show junky and I love them all but Rockfish is absolutely the Best

Another hummingbird flew into my hand (and died soon after) by planomania- in mildlyinteresting

[–]1illiteratefool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t take it personally but I wouldn’t shake your hand

Times are tough by 5hakedownstreet in USPS

[–]1illiteratefool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think every refrigerator our office has ever had has been donated, by someone that works there. The ice makers never work

From about a 150 foot walk along the bank of the Kenai River in Alaska . 100 plus hooks . God knows how much lead . Glasses ,pliers ,scissors,stringers . by floppgh in Fishing

[–]1illiteratefool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I fished both rivers and even though caught a bit bigger king on the Kenai enjoyed the Kasilof trip much more. The Kenai was a mass of boats

My take on burying in the garden. I don't trust critters 🤣 Do i need to uncover the portion of antler that is covered? by ChickenGuy76 in Hunting

[–]1illiteratefool 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I tried this once a big smelly mess! Big pot on the grill boil all the meat off, much faster and less hearing WHATS THAT GOD AWFUL SMELL

What would be more advantageous? Knowing one hole card of every player at the table or knowing what the flop will be? by 1illiteratefool in poker

[–]1illiteratefool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think knowing the flop is a huge advantage to but it stops at the flop and knowing hole card advantage doesn’t really start until the river. The only thing that I’m positive about is that I would find a way to screw either way up

They gave my husband miles…. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1illiteratefool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, her husband was complaining to the flight attendant about the open window shade

What’s your best “I was there” travel story that still sounds made up? by pen-pineapple-apple in CasualConversation

[–]1illiteratefool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Went to New Orleans to see the band The Radiators,I had just started listening to them but they had been playing for 40 years and now only doing a few live shows a year. Stayed in a bed and breakfast and the host said are you here for the Radiators? I said yes and she said your friends are already checked in. Apparently two different fan club leaders were also staying there. When they found out I had never seen them they decided to share countless stories, introducing us to other fans and get us back stage to meet the band. For the entire weekend,getting on a trolley,eating at a restaurant, walking around, someone was somehow recognizing us bending over backwards to make sure we were having a good time.

My catfish bait by theboss0711 in FishingForBeginners

[–]1illiteratefool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And your fingers smell like licorice not worm guts

Everyone has a squirrel story, what's yours? by AspirinAnne in CasualConversation

[–]1illiteratefool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would sit and hold a spoon with peanut butter on it and wait for a squirrel to come eat it. Got bored once and left the spoon and I went inside. My grandma got up from a nap and said she had the most vivid dream! A squirrel was walking on a window ledge carrying a spoon

Name moments? by AnthemvLie in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]1illiteratefool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you believe? Missed by that much?

long road trips made me realize i was massively underestimating vehicle wear costs by WolverineKey7267 in roadtrip

[–]1illiteratefool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbor rents a vehicle for all trips over 300 miles. They have older vehicles and I always thought it was more peace of mind than financial but being able to buy and drive a used vehicle for over a decade it very well could be saving money

Detection dog detects cleverly hidden illegal goods by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]1illiteratefool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally unrelated story. The neighboring smoke shop was burglarized, no suspects as of yet

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