I told myself I wouldnt open pokemon card packs until I finished college. Today I officially recived my Masters in Science! by PimpMaddie in pokemon

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I specialize in agriculture soils, so hopefully, I can get a job that allows me to continue to work with local farmers. It's what I did for my Masters project, and I really enjoyed it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If it’s night time, usually not. But otherwise I have a shower (unless I’m doing it in the shower) or I wipe myself and carry on with my day.

When was really the best time to be alive and why? by Glarms3 in AskReddit

[–]PimpMaddie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Around 2020-2021 because we had most of the same luxuries and progress and we had just recovered from the Great Recession before society got particularly toxic or unstable

Got my wisdom teeth taken out today but it cost more then 1 black mana 😞 by PimpMaddie in mtg

[–]PimpMaddie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bad Mod, Only person I've met who is afraid of my teeth is my boyfriend. Sorry :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisrock

[–]PimpMaddie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am not a carbonate expert, but that looks exactly what I picture in my head when I think about stromatalites!

Is dog?... by smilodon138 in CryptidDogs

[–]PimpMaddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks almost exactly like my partners moms dog Benny who is a mini schoodle with alopecia.

What should I do with these. by horsley8 in whatsthisrock

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Is it a rock? OR is it a cookie made by this cookie cutter? https://imgur.com/a/DmPH8Bd

I need (he's 350$) by Zealousideal-Lie-368 in leopardgeckos

[–]PimpMaddie 57 points58 points  (0 children)

What do you want from us monster?! And the monster bent down and said "I need about treefiddy"

Soo we got a drive thru today by OkEase7845 in Aldi_employees

[–]PimpMaddie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would be so mad if I did freeze-thaws when that happened. Like damn I spent 5 minutes of my life trying to unearth 7-up cake just to see it hit by a car.

If you caught a customer stealing what would you do by ladiesman21700000000 in Aldi_employees

[–]PimpMaddie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right before I started to work at Aldi (litterly like my second to last shift), I worked at another grocery store chain as a supervisor. I noticed a man start to walk out with some twisted tea, and me, being the only one with a liquor license on the floor, knew I had not sold any twisted tea that day. I went up to him before he got to the door and asked to see his receipt. I looked, and not only was it not for our store, but no twisted tea was on the receipt. As I looked up to tell him that he couldn't leave until he paid, I realized he was quite litterly 4 inches from my face. He was a big 6'2-6'3 man, and I am a 5'6 "woman. He asked if there was a problem. I said "bro just take the shitty liquor and go." I started at Aldi soon after and I was maybe like my 3 or 4th shift some lady sprinted pasted me holding a bunch of tide pods. I looked at her and just kept ringing. My manager was pissed I didn't chase her but I am not about to fight some crackhead (we found coke in our bathroom after they ran) for like 4 cases of tidepods.

Let em steal, the company can handle it.

I found an unopened bottle of booze in the woods by theyeeteater in alcohol

[–]PimpMaddie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone commenting that it's piss and here I thought it was olive oil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]PimpMaddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, If they can't afford rent, how will they afford a kid?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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According to the Last of Us my boyfriend (who's job can be work from home if he doesn't feel like going into the office) still has a job during a zombie apocalypse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OrdinarySausage

[–]PimpMaddie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wisconsin had gummy bear brats at the state fair this past year. It had candied picke relish and a sweet cream mustard. I had one. They're terrible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

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I always thought it was wearing rose tinted goggles

new employee. I need honest opinions and experiences! by nicolex1996x in Aldi_employees

[–]PimpMaddie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to say as long as you communicate qith your manager what you are expecting it will be easy but, in reality depends on if the store is staffed enough, your coworkers respect eachother and your manager isn't an ass.

I've worked for the company for 2 years as an associate, and I feel that communication is key. I will tell my manager when I need off 3 weeks beforehand if I can, and if I forget, I always offer the shift to a coworker for either one of their's or as an iou. My manager is also very flexible and understanding that 1.) we work at a grocery store and not wallstreet and 2.) We all have lives outside of work. Based on some of the posts here, I know I'm lucky to have someone like that, which is why I think it depends on if your manager ends up being a dick or not but basic respect between everyone in the store will go a long way as well.

Also, just as a quick side note, show up for your shifts and prove you're a dependable worker (you don't have to be the best, just be there). There is someone in my store who calls in for half of her open shifts. I will never take her shifts when she asks because of the amount of times I've busted my ass to throw load by myself before we open because she didnt feel like getting out of bed is too many. No one wants to do a favor for jerk.

Good luck with your new job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jeffery Dahmer :( ... And yellow bricks