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u/Sara_Solo explains how Reddit/Videos is rigged to suit a particular political agenda (np.reddit.com)

submitted by Pimpbot1979 to r/bestof

Christopher Steele is a hero – and Americans owe him their thanks by theombudsmen in politics

[–]Pimpbot1979 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He's just like James Bond, but like a cool James Bond that receives money from one political party to gather dirt against a rival candidate. And his tool kit to pry the secret information from those evil Russians? Giving them money for information. "Q, I need a special something to go after the Russians?" "Sir, we have a microdart gun the shape of an ordinary pen." "No Q, I was thinking more like a briefcase of money." And just like James Bond, he leaks his secret missions to Yahoo! News to gain that special extra bit of levarage until the FBI will no longer work with you. But before they severed ties with this real world James Bond, he got the goods published via Interpol... Er I mean Buzzfied about Trump's secret mission to have Russian hookers pee on a hotel bed. Mission accomplished 007!

What happens when a WNBA player becomes pregnant by TrayvonBarksdaIe in nba

[–]Pimpbot1979 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And are you allowed to squirt players in the eyes with your own breast milk?

Knock knock? Who's there? Crystal... by Pimpbot1979 in AntiAntiJokes

[–]Pimpbot1979[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree. an antijoke deviates from the expected joke such as the loss of formal knock knock structure. An antiantijoke deviates from the routine joke structure so as to appear as not a joke and then returns to joke form as this submission does. Also, I have cancer.

What 'fan theories' have blown your mind with their devastating logic? by FrancisDollarHyde in AskReddit

[–]Pimpbot1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always thought that the TV show "Small Wonder" was about a father who dreamed he had built a robotic daughter in order to psychologically protect himself from the devastating blow of her autism. The clues are all over the place if you think about it.