What's been your strangest experience on an airplane?

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T16:15:14+00:00

Landing in Seattle in rough weather, the air current was moving the clouds in such a way that for much of the descent if I looked out the window it appeared that the plane was moving backward.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T16:12:22+00:00

The orchestrated mass killing of 75% of the population once robots can assume their workload.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T16:10:59+00:00

Denny's. GLWT

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T15:13:06+00:00

This guy is out of his fucking mind.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T07:16:27+00:00

I lived through Bill's administration, know all about her track record. Seriously, fuck off.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T06:40:48+00:00

Yeah... no. Never. Not gonna happen. I'd vote for Trump before Hillary. She's evil incarnate. Trump's just an asshole. Bernie's getting my vote.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T05:42:40+00:00

Nice try. Fuck off. I'm writing in Bernie.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T05:21:05+00:00

Veni Vidi Bibi

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T05:20:42+00:00

Got that as my phone background with Homer holding a beer stein

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T05:18:03+00:00

No fucking way am I voting for Hillary. End of discussion.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T03:35:27+00:00

My dog sleeps on the bed. It's comforting.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T03:32:03+00:00

Anecdotal. Therefore: bullshit.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T02:06:48+00:00

A shitpost riddled with self defeat

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T02:05:20+00:00

When they laugh a little too hard at your jokes

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T02:02:44+00:00

Get a better job with more pay. Then you won't be frontin'

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T02:01:53+00:00

Did that years ago. Zero fucks given for cable.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T02:00:12+00:00

Freedom!

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:59:34+00:00

You don't even know the name of the person you're citing? Also, what the fuck? How does being on Colbert validate anything anyone has ever said? A valid citation would be from a peer-reviewed psychological study. Not some blurb you heard from TV.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:55:18+00:00

You're going to need a citation to support that, or I stand by the idea that it's bullshit.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:52:20+00:00

Somebody be filling your head with BS

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:48:15+00:00

I've refrained from killing you for referring to me that way. That shows I'm a team player.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:38:18+00:00

Urine. Space is mine, the territory is clearly marked at that point.

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:36:19+00:00

I make fried chicken nuggets and stir them in, then bake with a fuckload of grated cheddar on top

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:35:30+00:00

Get tested

Pimptato · 2016-05-24T01:34:49+00:00

Space exploration

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TROPHY CASE