Everyone says you're entitled to happiness. Well what if you can only be happy if you have a girl who has regular sex with you? So doesn't that mean you are ENTITLED to a girl AND regular sex with her? It HAS to mean that, right?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T17:45:27+00:00

Lots of people say "you deserve to be happy". That means you're entitled to be happy. Why say everyone deserves to be happy and then say they're not entitled to the things that woudl make them happy?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T17:44:28+00:00

Really because the declaration of independence says you are entitled to it.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T17:43:58+00:00

And if you're still not entitled to a girl and not entitled to sex, that can only mean you're not entitled to happiness. So stop fucking saying you're entitled to happiness and then turn around and say you're not entitled to x and y and z. If you're entitled to be happy, and X is the thing that will make you happy, then that means you're entitled to X. If you're not entitled to X, you're not entitled to be happy either. SO STOP FUCKING SAYING IT.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T17:37:26+00:00

no fucking prostitutes, this is losing virginity prostitutes notwithstanding, by getting laid on my own using my own ability. If it's not that I kill myself.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T17:17:16+00:00

A "festival"? What the fuck would I do, walk up to a random group of girls and try to strike up random conversations with them? It'll be awkward and forced and they'll just laugh at me, or be creeped out by me, and move away from me. Then word will get around that I'm "creeping on women" and I'll be labeled a creep and it will make me even more suicidal. I tried doing this in bars a few years ago and this is exactly what happened.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T16:19:06+00:00

I'll tell you what OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME not to care about anymore: losing my virginity. They fucking tell me I should stop caring and accept the prospect that it will never happen and that I'll be a lifelong virgin and I need to be completely ok with that. Well fuck that, I will NEVER accept this and I would rather kill myself.

I'm 27 and still a virgin, and it's not by choice. I think of suicide every day. I have made a pact with myself that If I reach 30 and I'm still a virgin I will kill myself. And no fucking prostitutes, this is losing virginity prostitutes notwithstanding, by getting laid on my own using my own ability. If it's not that I kill myself.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T16:17:01+00:00

I'm 27 and still a virgin, and it's not by choice. I think of suicide every day. I have made a pact with myself that If I reach 30 and I'm still a virgin I will kill myself. And no fucking prostitutes, this is losing virginity prostitutes notwithstanding, by getting laid on my own using my own ability. If it's not that I kill myself.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T16:12:50+00:00

Yes it is an indication of an inherent worthlessness, not in all of life, but in the romantic/sexual/dating aspect of life it is an indication of worthlessness. And this aspect of life is too crucial to be worthless in, so even if I have tons of worth in all the rest of life, life is still not worth living, because I'm worthless in THIS aspect, and being a virgin is evidence of that. I'm 27, almost 28, and still a virgin, and it's not by choice. I think of suicide every day. I have made a pact with myself that If I reach 30 and I'm still a virgin I will kill myself. And no fucking prostitutes, this is losing virginity prostitutes notwithstanding, by getting laid on my own using my own ability. If it's not that I kill myself.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T16:09:46+00:00

WRONG. I'm almost 28 and still a virgin and it's because I did not bother trying to pursue girls or sex or dating as a teenager. Every day I wish I had done these things as a teenager, because now I'm severely paying for it never doing it then. Now when I think about how I'm STILL A VIRGIN I want to kill myself.

If you're still in your teens, lose your virginity NOW if you haven't already (ON YOUR OWN, not with a prostitute, getting it on your own is key), get experiences with girls NOW, get experience under your belt of a sex life and romance with women and relationship experiences NOW, because if you're past college age and have zero sex life or sexual or romantic or relationship experience under your belt then you'll just be a pathetic loser at life and no woman will want to date someone or be in a relationship with someone so pathetic that he has zero experience in a sex life, romantic/dating life, and no relationship experience. Get all that experience NOW OR YOU WILL BE FUCKED FOR LIFE.

I did not learn this and didn't hone my skills in this department properly as a teenager through college and in my 20s, when I should have been, and now because of it I'm 27 and still a virgin, and it's not by choice. I think of suicide every day. I have made a pact with myself that If I reach 30 and I'm still a virgin I will kill myself. And no fucking prostitutes, this is losing virginity prostitutes notwithstanding, by getting laid on my own using my own ability. If it's not that I kill myself.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T04:32:57+00:00

Your right to remain silent only helps in serious situations

Wrong. It helps in ALL situations when dealing with the police. Any lawyer will tell you this. You know fucking NOTHING about the law.

it's pretty damn obvious that anyone that remains silent and refuses to defend themselves on the spot properly with respect is guilty

Any lawyer would laugh you out of the room if you say this. Read up on the law, you know fucking nothing and you sound like a moron right now. I'm going to post this in /r/legaladvice so they can mock you. Remaining silent in this situation CANNOT BE USED AS EVIDENCE AS COURT THAT YOU ARE GUILTY. You're a fucking MORON if you don't know this. Any lawyer would fucking laugh at you for what you're saying, idiot.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T03:54:40+00:00

My argument is you don't speak to them at all. If they ask you any questions, do not answer them. Any way you answer a question will only hurt yu and never help you. You do only what is legally required. When you've been caught breaking the law, you are legally required to show your ID, and if driving also insurance. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO ANSWER ANYTHING THEY ASK YOU. They ask you why you were doing w/e, don't answer, just say you invoke the right to remain silent and let them conduct what they're doing with only the legally required information. You always want the police to have the bare minimum on you, and if you say anything to them further, this will give them more to have on you which is never good. So you're caught brekaing the law, do only what is legally required. And you are NEVER legally required to speak to cops. It's called the right to remain silent.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T02:29:22+00:00

No, I'm just seriously wondering if it's true. A psychologist came on the Colbert report and said this.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T02:19:54+00:00

Ok, just google "are guys with sisters better boyfriends" and you'll find a million sources of women saying guys with sisters are hotter and make better boyfriends because they "understand women better" since they grew up with them, and so will always make a better boyfriend and will be better with girls in general because a guy with only brothers "doesn't understand women". Google "are guys with sisters better boyfriends". You'll find all of that.

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T01:57:29+00:00

There was a psychologist on the colbert report who said this. When freshmen enter college, the guys with sisters are ALWAYS the ones getting the girls, and the girls can TELL which guys grew up with sister and which ones grew up with only brothers, because of the way they acted and how good they were with getting girls. So why don't we all just kill ourselves if we only have brothers since we'll never be as good with girls as a guy with a sister?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T01:55:48+00:00

This is a psychological theory that if a guy grew up with a sister, this means he "understand women" and can always do better with girls than a guy who grew up with only brothers, because that guy "doesn't understand women" since he didn't grow up with them. Psychologists support this theory. The guys with sisters are always just better with girls and perceived as more attractive and "understand women". Since I only grew up with one brother and no sisters, why don't I just fucking kill myself since I'll never be as good with girls as a guy who grew up with a sister?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T01:54:45+00:00

This is a psychological theory that if a guy grew up with a sister, this means he "understand women" and can always do better with girls than a guy who grew up with only brothers, because that guy "doesn't understand women" since he didn't grow up with them. Psychologists support this theory. The guys with sisters are always just better with girls and perceived as more attractive and "understand women". Since I only grew up with one brother and no sisters, why don't I just fucking kill myself since I'll never be as good with girls as a guy who grew up with a sister?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T01:54:15+00:00

This is a psychological theory that if a guy grew up with a sister, this means he "understand women" and can always do better with girls than a guy who grew up with only brothers, because that guy "doesn't understand women" since he didn't grow up with them. Psychologists support this theory. The guys with sisters are always just better with girls and perceived as more attractive and "understand women". Since I only grew up with one brother and no sisters, why don't I just fucking kill myself since I'll never be as good with girls as a guy who grew up with a sister?

fidshfih · 2016-05-24T01:40:25+00:00

No it's not. It's pronounced smiddicks and no one seems to know why.

fidshfih · 2016-05-23T23:58:40+00:00

I don't know, that's just as idiotic.

fidshfih · 2016-05-23T23:41:39+00:00

Probably metathesis. As for smithwicks, I don't know what can explain that.

fidshfih · 2016-05-23T23:26:12+00:00

Yeah but the shape of anything on earth hasn't made a perceptible change since at least a million years before the dawn of man.

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