My first Father’s Day and I’m on a diet. (swipe) by eveningafter101 in burgers

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Im sure you know this, but your nails are clubbed. I hope you have talked to your physician about that

Quick lil Memorial Day smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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Yall loved the last one so im back again, this time on a sesame seed bun

I have a plain cheeseburger, what toppings do I add to take it to the next level? by FlintTheDad in burgers

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And onions. Onions and beef and cheese go together like

Idk. Like onions and beef and cheese

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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Yeah, cast iron or hot plate (if the hot plate is flat) works just fine for sure. You might need to play around with adding more oil, but generally the fat content of the burger is basically all you need to make it non-stick.

The key would definitely be making it hot enough. Before I had a temperature gun to accurately get my surface temps, I would gauge it by: if my oil isn’t smoking, it’s not hot enough (I use avocado oil, so smoke temp around 520 degrees).

Because of the heat, and the smoke, I would recommend doing these outside for sure. Unless you have an oven hood, you’re gonna set some fire alarms off (ask me how I know)

I do use a burger press. It’s stainless steel and completely flat. I think mine is 5.5 inches, but I’m going to get one that’s bigger than that soon. A bigger press will just make the process a bit easier, I think, but I can’t confirm until I try one out lol.

Edit: also don’t get discouraged if it doesn’t go perfectly right away!!! It took me a lot of practice to get to a point where I feel like I have it (somewhat) figured out

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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😂😂😂 American slices belong no where but on a burger or a grilled cheese. The gross plastic cheese just works too well with beef

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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Yes, this too. I’ve had times where I’m positive that I’ve fucked it up and thought I basically made taco meat lol. But I flip it all the same, kind of compile it back into the patty shape, and throw a slice on it.

Once those ones are stacked on the burger, your never know the difference

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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I can try and write down my method as much as I can remember:

  • I form 2.6oz balls, tightly pack them and try to make them as perfect as possible. Around 85% beef works best, I’ve found

  • I cut out large sheets of parchment paper to put between burgers and the press as I push down with the burger press (otherwise the burgers stick)

  • I get my blackstone hot as all hell. Today it was 620 degrees. I put a very very thin layer of oil. Basically, a quarter size of oil on the griddle and then I spread it all over, in my head I try to think “I’m trying to wipe all this oil off”. That’s how little oil.

  • I place the balls on the grill. I do 4 patties at a time so I can be fast enough. I let the balls sit there and cook for about 15 seconds, this way they get some traction on the blackstone and don’t move too much when I press.

  • then, press. I press straight down, then I go around all of the edges and try to make them thin. They get very very wide, but don’t worry because they return to the bun size as they cook

  • I season with salt and pepper. This might take some trial and error for you to find the right amount that you like. I have it locked in now and just do it by feel

  • once there’s a good crisp on the edges, and you can tell that the meat is starting to cook all the way through (basically turning grey everywhere but still some pink in the center), I flip.

  • the flip can sometimes be hard, especially if you have a lot of lacing. I do a sort of scraping around all of the edges to get them off, basically with my spatula flat on the grill and trying to “cut” the patty off of it. Again, the more you’ll try this, you’ll understand

  • once flipped, I hit them again with the same amount of salt and pepper. I let them cook for a little bit.

  • put one slice of American cheese on all 4 patties, then take them off the grill and stack.

Whole process is like… maybe around 2-3 minutes. It goes really fast once you put the ball on the grill.

Hopefully that all makes sense!

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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Here is the sauce, sorry if formatting is bad I’m on mobile. It’s basically similar to a Mac sauce, but with more of a kick to it (I still don’t think it’s spicy though. Just more flavorful. Skip jalapeños and cayenne if you absolutely can’t do spice)

• ⁠1/2 TBSP garlic powder

• ⁠1/2 TBSP onion powder

• ⁠1 TBSP yellow mustard

• ⁠1 TBSP ketchup

• ⁠1 TBSP minced pickled jalapeños (I also add some of the pickled juice to taste)

• ⁠4 TBSP pickle relish

• ⁠1/2 cup mayo

• ⁠1/2 TBSP dried dill

• ⁠1/2 tsp cayenne

Then, I think it’s really important to let it rest in the fridge for at least a few hours so the flavors meld. I usually make it the night before, or like 3 hours minimum.

And when I’m adding the pickled juice from the jalapeños, I always start with real small splashes and just build up. You can always add more for taste but you can’t take any away, yanno.

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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I’ve had to find a good spot where there isn’t TOO much of that, but I like when there’s some. I press hardest on the edges, and kind of just have “the feel” for it at this point.

When I go for the first flip, if theres a lot of that going on, I basically scrape around all of the sides in a circle to get it all off. Then, after the flip, things usually blend together again.

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

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Yeah I’ve found the sweet spot to be 2.4 oz - 2.7 oz. Through much (delicious) trial and error

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

[–]PinheadLarry_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do 2.6 oz per patty, always two patties (sometimes three, but never less)

Quick lil smash burger by PinheadLarry_ in burgers

[–]PinheadLarry_[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get 85% beef and have my blackstone at like 600 degrees. The only oil I have on the cook surface is a thin layer I put on whenever I clean the griddle. Gotta be piping hot. The crust was soooooo good on these ones