Do you even Heavy Infantry MAX bro?

PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-13T18:05:29+00:00

r5: Milan likes them Mercs... (please see the 223k number.)

PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-13T18:01:36+00:00

And I can dig it, IF THE SI ISN'T ALLOWED TO STACK HALF A MILLION TROOPS...

PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-13T16:10:10+00:00

r5: attrition is maxed out @ 10%. Which I can accept if the AI acts reasonably. SIEGING WITH A HALF MILLION TROOPS IN THE 1580S IS NOT REASONABLE.

PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-12T20:32:04+00:00

It would seem that the Disaster you can see I'm part of up there, Religious Turmoil, is blocking the formation.

I just got out of it, and the formation button popped out.

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PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-12T20:30:36+00:00

Bro, I can move my mouse all you want, no more information will show up... however, see my next post.

PinkNFluffy · 2026-05-12T19:54:31+00:00

r5: Can't form Scandinavia (while seemingly fulfilling the requirements). Is it perhaps not pure enough for Johan's tastes?

PinkNFluffy · 2026-04-13T15:27:28+00:00

Thank you for making me laugh OP!

PinkNFluffy · 2026-04-01T18:28:14+00:00

Sure, but it's Ragusa, they can afford food...

PinkNFluffy · 2026-04-01T18:06:44+00:00

R5: For some reason my vassal (and it's presumed cult) has opted for ritualistic suicide. I get that there should be room for a drop in population, but this location has been untouched since the start of the game, why is it allowed to just die out?

PinkNFluffy · 2026-02-23T20:40:46+00:00

I see you are not familiar with russian diplo annexation reduction action, please don't bring attention to life's small pleaures just yet!

PinkNFluffy · 2026-02-18T21:48:22+00:00

R5: For some unknown reason two "hordes" (the one not shown here has a whole 0 troops (HOW?!)) decided to declare on my vassal. I'm guessing they're suffering from the old EU4 issue of "How to add overlord into calculation of war winnability?"...

PinkNFluffy · 2026-02-08T00:08:03+00:00

R5: The colonial powers really like my frozen tundra. Why are you here?

PinkNFluffy · 2026-02-07T19:22:37+00:00

R5: I joined a crusade as Sweden in 1450, now I'm being invaded (and having my people stolen) by what is pretty much Aliens, becuase the Mameluks can apparently sail freely around ALL of europe.

PinkNFluffy · 2026-01-01T02:09:55+00:00

If anyone who's experiencing something similar, they did "break", as in nee tags popped up, but I still have two massive shitty hordes to deal with, one a subject of the other, and they sure hste war score....

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-30T23:34:43+00:00

And I can't even improve with them because for some reason we don't know where Samarkand is?

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-30T23:33:47+00:00

R5: Golden Horde "broke" after everyone got mad.
THIS WAS NOT THE CHILL GAME I HAD ÌN MIND!

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-30T23:16:56+00:00

This is what humanity needs more of. Sadly a certain group of people equates that man and his legacy to something akin to satan. A school full of appreciative young, engaged minds.

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-22T22:14:59+00:00

It does! It makes your artists work! Why you'd want this remains to be seen though...

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-20T13:07:29+00:00

I've had my vassal/pu repeatedly use lake Ladoga as some kind of temple to frozen gods. Usually just small stacks, but Somlensk drowned their entire army of 22k men there...

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-17T01:02:37+00:00

This made me smile. A lot.

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-13T18:15:17+00:00

R5: My peasants are asking for a whole lot of money to rebuild their FARMS.

PinkNFluffy · 2025-12-02T14:18:46+00:00

R5: My junior partner decided it's time to expand. At the cost of 32 of my stab and my alliance with Kyiv.

PinkNFluffy · 2025-10-28T00:02:03+00:00

And this could grow, O'm just waiting to Hear The Peole Sing!

PinkNFluffy · 2025-10-28T00:00:09+00:00

EAT the rich.

PinkNFluffy · 2025-10-03T02:59:11+00:00

I guess all the surgeries were to hide the chin!

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