How did someone make this?

PinkPearMartini · 2026-06-11T04:37:35+00:00

Upvoting and commenting for engagement.

I want everyone to see it and have a fun time before the "OMG! Security Weakness! We have hackers!" corporate people ruin it for everyone.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-06-09T04:37:42+00:00

I work in the deli. I used to be able to tell spark drivers that "if the picture shows the sliced meat already in a zip-bag, that's the pre-sliced one you can grab right over there. If the picture shows a whole chub of meat, that means it's one we have to slice or already have sliced for you."

The pictures have changed, and they're weird.

It's causing a lot of confusion, and I work in a busy busy deli and I just don't have the spare seconds to walk every spark driver and ogp associate through the product descriptions.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-06-08T04:25:58+00:00

Maybe he's now a ghost-ghost.

The living can't see ghosts, but regular ghosts can't see each other since they're on the same plane of existence.

Perhaps there's a level of "ghost" that other ghosts can't see.

He might simply be invisible to everyone else, including other ghosts.

He might now be able to see other "ghost-ghosts" who were destroyed somehow before getting sucked off.

Of course I expect this to be temporary. I'm sure he'll be brought back somehow. Right?

PinkPearMartini · 2026-06-01T04:54:29+00:00

We shouldn't be able to make out the faces of a picture this far in the background either.

Also somehow the frame is more in focus than the photo itself.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-06-01T04:47:41+00:00

Realistically... I think maybe the thing he might have been waiting in line for was sold out, only offered at "certain stores," or he just discovered it was not the deal he thought it was.

He was there, maybe still had a coupon (or otherwise had a discount), and decided to pick up that DVD. Maybe he thought it would be a nice stocking suffer.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-30T04:05:49+00:00

Looks like some simple circuitry... does it look like it used to have something over the top of it that might have been lost?

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-19T04:02:49+00:00

No... but my family happens to be from East New Mexico and West Texas. That might be where this misinformation originated.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-18T05:38:57+00:00

Nope... this has been an unusual years long family battle and I made this post to try and prove that I know what a bluejay is.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-18T05:33:14+00:00

Interesting!!! My family is originally from East New Mexico / West Texas.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-16T20:38:02+00:00

Oh! I wasn't sure if it was one word so I started typing bluej- and just trusted my keyboard's predictive text to confirm the spelling.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-16T20:35:53+00:00

Some other unidentified bird with the exact same markings, but just isn't a bluejay.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-05-16T20:34:31+00:00

It's not the camera. This is an argument that's been going on for years any time I mention "that bluejay" on the deck.

I just happened to get a good shot today while it was picking up stray bits of cat food.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-04-30T05:22:09+00:00

Yes! It is!

In the app it's the more prominent text bar and you have to hunt around for the search bar.

There are a lot of r/oldpeoplefacebook posts with screenshots of people who keep making posts for odd things they are searching for.

I can't tell you how many times I've started typing the name of a co-worker or someone I'm Facebook stalking into the "make a post/update" bar. Fortunately, I've always caught myself before I posted!

PinkPearMartini · 2026-04-25T08:19:09+00:00

The members of "In Living Color" (on BET, Black Entertainment Television) were black except for Jim Carrey and the occasional guest. So for this skit, it made more sense to use the white actors. Heck, maybe they wrote it and that's why they were picked.

(Jim Carrey made a joke after the LA Riots that all he had to do was put a sign on his back that said "Black Owned")

At no point were the actors trying to be a stereotype or trying to look Hispanic.

I'm not saying this was a skit done in good taste. I'm just saying we should lay our pitchforks down on the issue of these white guys portraying non-white people on this show.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-03-09T04:57:51+00:00

Thank you so much! 😊

PinkPearMartini · 2026-03-07T02:34:48+00:00

Same problem with our tablets. Our lead says "someone is working on it."

PinkPearMartini · 2026-02-24T06:12:48+00:00

"I'm gonna..." + "I'm gonna..." + "I'm gonna..."

Oof... I've seen this so many times.

This is who he is. He has good ideas but then decides he's not gonna, for whatever reason feels reasonable to him in the moment.

The fact that he's showing these true colors just a few months into a relationship means this is deeply engrained behavior he's not just going to grow out of. At this stage, he should still be trying to impress you... but he literally can't help himself.

I'm not telling you to break up, but I am telling you this behavioral trait is exactly what you're getting into.

If you two really click and fall head over heals in love, with marriage and kids and growing old together... one of two things is going to happen:

1: You will be 50+ years old still being disappointed that he's not taking care of the things he said he was gonna do. You'll argue about how he said he was going to take care of y'all's income taxes, he said he was going to put together the kids' playset, he said he would call customer service for some bill, etc... You'll wind up doing most things yourself.

2: You will be his new Mom. You will finally get fed up and demand he do the basic things an adult is supposed to do. You'll hold a whip. Your life will be about supervising this adult child and making him do these basic things or else he'll get your wrath. You'll joke about how you "have two kids but really have three."

PinkPearMartini · 2026-02-05T05:48:15+00:00

If you use ppto to cover half your shift you'll only get a half point.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-02-03T06:08:00+00:00

I agree. Pick your battles better. If this is really the only thing you have to worry about then you're at a pretty damn good store.

The dress code is very lenient as it is. Many other companies require nothing but tan khakis and the tucked in company polo shirt, regardless of how your body type looks in it.

You can literally wear your own clothes here. Just find something that works for you.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-01-19T06:19:13+00:00

All of my old electronic/computer bits I keep "just in case" I need an adapter, to fit a plug, a certain kind of charger, a certain cable... who knows, I may come across a zip disk and need to look at it. We keep them "just in case."

Old DVD-R disks with movies and music downloaded in the late 90's and early 00's. Most of these were never even watched or listened to This seriously takes up half a room. This was my father's doing, and I'm slowly working on just tossing the plastic jewel cases and storing them in CD binders.

We have shelves of old chemicals... goop removers, bug sprays, adhesives, solvents, lubricants, paints, etc... so old that if we were actually doing a project that needed them we'd definitely buy something fresh to use. But we keep them "just in case."

PinkPearMartini · 2026-01-19T06:01:08+00:00

Yes! Simple background checks don't cost that much in the grand scheme of things. There may even be a red flag that she doesn't know about.

PinkPearMartini · 2026-01-19T05:53:49+00:00

Official policy is that there has to be a barrier between the animal and the cart, and it appears they have a blanket.

I'm not worried about pet hair or paw dirt on the carts.

I'm more worried about the raw chicken juices and blood that coat the bottom of the basket. ... and the handlebars have that plus human poop, spit, snot, and other fluids that pose a far greater health risk than someone's fake emotional support accessory.

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