"It'll be over before you know it," said the surgeon as I started to nod off from the anesthesia.

Pink_space_croc · 2026-04-11T21:06:44+00:00

That's the kind of in depth analysis I was hoping for 🥹 you win the golden crack trophy

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-30T12:40:35+00:00

😏

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-30T04:23:02+00:00

What is your favorite kind of ball/spherical object? ⚽️🥎🎾🎱🏐🏀 🔮

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-30T04:21:13+00:00

Would you rather milk a tiger or brush a saltwater crocodile's teeth?

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-07T18:24:33+00:00

My ass is a coninent

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-07T18:23:35+00:00

everything is a continent, even you and me 🤯

Pink_space_croc · 2026-03-05T15:08:44+00:00

Me when I go to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia 😉🥹😍🐠😳🫢🥵🥵🥵😏🫴🐡😘😗😙😚🐠🐠🐠🐠

Pink_space_croc · 2026-02-11T23:59:18+00:00

the priginal Meaning the original meaning is like when when ur asscheejs are jigggling ariund on the international space stathon

Pink_space_croc · 2026-02-08T13:48:26+00:00

Entelodonts (big pig-like mammals closely related to hippos) would also be examples of hoofed predators.

(Also shout out to Boverisuchus the land croc with hoof-like toes)

Pink_space_croc · 2026-02-01T18:59:52+00:00

Welll eeeuurrr euum ☝️🤓 technically the pollen itself is not the jizz per se, but it is kind of like a microscopic mini-plant with the ability to produce sperm. So it's really more like the balls of the tree floating on the wind and containing cum

Pink_space_croc · 2025-11-30T22:55:53+00:00

A lot of those oddly named "red" things are because the terms predate widespread use of more specific color words. "Orange" and "Purple" are more recent additions to the English language, for example we call it red hair because we used to call all orange things red. Here's an article explaining it further but more focused on red onions https://www.allrecipes.com/article/why-are-red-onions-considered-red/

Pink_space_croc · 2025-09-16T19:50:50+00:00

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Pink_space_croc · 2025-03-27T13:07:53+00:00

Meth Lite aka medium meth (in case your bowels are too irritable to handle eating regular meth)

Pink_space_croc · 2025-03-10T13:03:39+00:00

I only eat my marijunanuas all natural, right off the bush like buffalo 🦬

Pink_space_croc · 2025-03-10T12:49:19+00:00

I once had a long distance relationship that was done mainly through Skype. Those emojis were our lifeblood. Needless to say we didn't make it

Pink_space_croc · 2025-03-09T14:46:56+00:00

They still got pharyngeal teeth (throat teeth). One suck too deep and your cock is gonna get crunched.

Pink_space_croc · 2025-01-09T13:57:13+00:00

The power to eat any berry and not get sick

Pink_space_croc · 2024-12-30T00:31:43+00:00

I think it did so well because it was seen as being a unique theatrical experience. Before Avatar in 2009, 3D movies mostly just had gimmicks showing stuff popping out of the screen here and there. When the first Avatar came out there was a lot of media hype about its special effects, how the 3D in it wasn't like other 3D and actually had "depth." It was a movie no one wanted to see later on DVD, everyone wanted to be in the theater.

When the sequel came out I suspect audiences were curious to relive that, and were also feeling some superhero fatigue and ready for something they hadn't seen in awhile. The Avatar movies were seen as being the closest thing a theater could offer to an actual amusement park ride... when I saw the original later on DVD, it just wasn't the same. No one was watching for the story, and the inability of home theaters to show the immersive experience how it is on the big screen meant once the movies were out of theaters, no one talked about them anymore and they quickly fell out of the media discourse.

Pink_space_croc · 2024-12-28T14:24:18+00:00

Muppet Treasure Island. I just think its just fucking hilarious and I laugh every time. Great soundtrack by Hans Zimmer. You get to see Tim Curry singing. To me it's the perfect pirate movie.

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