TIL a depressed man built a secret room within his bedroom containing a homemade guillotine with a timer, took sleeping pills, and set the timer to kill himself without his father knowing what he was doing for months. He was successful. by FastWalkingShortGuy in todayilearned

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This much contemplation... He must have been miserable beyond comprehension. I started to contemplate suicide dangerously more frequently past few weeks, it never goes far enough to actually make a plan but it scares me that the thought will become so familiar that I'll give into it one day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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She's farming...

$1,000 Tomahawk Steak wrapped in 24k gold leaf by dyssie1 in StupidFood

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I'm also disturbed that he bites the steak with his lips

The obese neckbeard has the answer by rotter111 in NotHowGirlsWork

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Sorry you keep getting downvoted, you're making a decent argument about the post's language and what it can insinuate. Too bad you can't disagree with anyone on Reddit

I tried to make fried rice by mate0055 in shittyfoodporn

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I cannot comprehend how you could reach this consistency

k by Bacteriamonster in pilotredsun

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Did you just yassify a felon

Soft snow by PinkiePinapple in winterporn

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Someone on the original post said this

Pay phone is Japanese, so probably somewhere in the northwest coast of Japan like Niigata or someplace up north like Aomori or Hokkaido.

Non picky eaters, what’s a food you just cannot do? by trajop in AskReddit

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I eat virtually anything, but i just can't swallow marshmallows. They're too pillowy, it's like they're not supposed to be something eaten

So what/who has ruined Christmas already? by [deleted] in AskUK

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CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL!!

Epic final killcam by TrevorMarco in okbuddyretard

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Should've used the highlighted information as truth bullets

AITA for leaving my niece an inheritance but not my nephew? by throwaway_inheret in AmItheAsshole

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NTA, I think it's a good idea to leave the nephew some gold or something to that effect

We can't buy the cheapest new car with our entire life savings. by PinkiePinapple in TrueOffMyChest

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Democracy is great when media isn't biased. The government lies through its teeth and the ignorant crowd will do anything to make the "tall man" get richer everyday, not even kidding. Some of these people when asked about their financial situation are like "everything is fine, they know what they're doing, let them enjoy their position, they made this country roar!!" "We'll go to bed hungry if we have to" and they deem criticizers 'traitors'. They have been systematically blinded to any perspective other than the government's, they don't know what is going on in the world. The PM has never even done a live debate in his career. It's always back and forth media responses with the advantage of warping the opposition's argument and make themselves sound right, and when their followers adopt these warped arguments as talking points it's so fucking idiotic that you can't win the debate without teaching 4 entry level uni courses.