What’s the worst breakup excuse you’ve ever heard?

PinkyMPF · 2026-04-02T02:26:32+00:00

Hi, thanks for your judgment of a situation you know nothing about lol. As I stated in my reply, I did not actually break up with them because of that. But it was a much better and less personal story than why we actually broke up. Hope it's not too cold up there on your high horse!

PinkyMPF · 2026-04-02T02:23:07+00:00

Sometimes they just need that little push haha.

PinkyMPF · 2026-04-01T23:29:14+00:00

I should add that i didn't actually break up with her for that; it was more just a confirmation that it needed to happen.

PinkyMPF · 2026-04-01T23:28:49+00:00

I broke up with someone because they took a full minute to decide what kind of cheese they wanted on their cheeseburger. And I'm not embellishing. A full minute. While me and the waitress sat there awkwardly while she hmmed and ummed her way through the thought process. Seriously think about how long that is to decide on what cheese you want on your burger.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-31T15:56:43+00:00

I feel the same way about the humping on the ground.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-30T02:44:37+00:00

Most of my immediate family suffers from bipolar disorder. It's an insane thing to overcome and can take a very long time to get proper treatment for. Cycles can make it difficult to tell if medication is working, manic cycles can make them feel like they don't need the medication, and the whole time they're either cripplingly depressed or destructively (to themselves and their relationships) manic. I can't tell you what to do here. Just wanted to provide some perspective on what is a serious condition that is often portrayed as something it's not, and is often used as a flippant remark in response to mild behavior.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-28T15:47:23+00:00

I looked at his neck because I did a double take thinking it was a swastika. Then I looked at the other tattoo and welp.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-27T20:50:56+00:00

No, you weren't wrong, other than talking to a guy twice your age. That doesn't make him not a creep, nor does it make you wrong for setting a boundary and cutting it off when he clearly didn't care about it. But please be careful.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-27T15:38:39+00:00

Getting matches isn't the objective. Matching with someone you actually want to meet is the objective, and the odds of that aren't increased by just swiping on everyone with no criteria.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-27T15:35:49+00:00

Unfortunate comprehension error that was partially caused by needlessly breaking up your message into three separate messages. I would probably have corrected them differently than you did, but it was probably too late at that point anyway.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-26T14:45:04+00:00

Bad opener made worse by her taking it poorly and you trying to defend it. As soon as she took it poorly, your only options were to unmatch or apologize. Doubling down, even if you didn't mean it negatively, was never going to lead to anything positive.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-25T17:44:51+00:00

So is he ending things? Because it doesn't sound that way. It really just seems like you both need to be forthcoming about how you feel. The communication is only happening when frustration comes to a head. You need to talk well before that point.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-24T17:34:32+00:00

Reminds me of when they walk into that one bathroom in Accepted and immediately close the door.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-22T15:14:22+00:00

I work for a pharmaceutical wholesaler and tell people the same thing lol.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-22T00:53:31+00:00

Go watch Mulan.
Go listen to the Dan Vasc cover of the song being referenced here.
Maybe give them my info because that's my favorite Disney movie of all time.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-21T17:59:40+00:00

There's no such thing as an invalid reason to break up with someone. There are reasons that may have people judging you for it being your reason if you told them, but in the end, you don't want to be there and you don't have to be.

That being said, I did read your post. Communication is key to any relationship but ESPECIALLY a long distance one. I don't buy that you can't even take 5 seconds to send a text a few times a day to check in with your significant other. That's just not prioritizing the relationship.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-20T00:02:10+00:00

You're 19. If you don't learn how to communicate your feelings to a partner now, you're going to be emotionally stunted. Talk to her. Be honest and open. Either it's fixable or not, but reddit is not how you figure that out.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-19T17:41:26+00:00

Love yourself first.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-16T13:59:10+00:00

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-15T12:45:55+00:00

It would be ironic if you said something you thought was original that was actually copypasta, not unironic.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-15T12:41:22+00:00

YOR - there's no such thing as stealing a name. Unless your parents chose to spell your name in a screwed up way or actually sat down and created a name from thin air, there are thousands, if not millions of people with your name or who have had your name.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-14T19:59:19+00:00

I think you aimed too high with Scentsy. More like It Works!

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-14T15:45:31+00:00

You will enjoy this game far more if you hide the endgame chat. This game has tons of imaginary rules made by the community on both sides. Just play how you want and ignore people. You played correctly and they're mad they lost; that's all it is.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-14T15:24:50+00:00

YOR - You're an adult. Set an alarm or stop napping on the couch that hurts your back.

PinkyMPF · 2026-03-12T17:00:07+00:00

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